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I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am totally gangbusters. I am a competent writer, somewhat of a loner, and pluck all of my body hair with a tweezers. And yes ladies, I'm single.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Probably Billy Mays, and the ShamWow guy. Dr. Billy V Koen, Michael Richards, and this lady.

My Blog

The Cult Of Purell Draws Nearer.....

     Oh, how I long for times where in which that ignorance was in fact bliss, and what one did not see most certainly ceased to exist, or at least in a sense, posed no threat whatsoever. Much how Ame...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:32:00 GMT

How Do You Seek Amy When You Have To See Alice?

     I'm not looking forward to getting old. My hair is disappearing, which I am making strides in terms of ceasing that process. With every passing year, the absolute horror of spending my life with ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 19:18:00 GMT

Awaiting The All-Clear.....

     Although we have just under 3 years until we are all killed somehow on the winter solstice in 2012, I decided not to take any chances of missing out on enjoying that awful and alluring exterminat...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 19:13:00 GMT

Wisconsin's Deadly Living Pillow Trend.....

     When it comes to the conception of a baby, only one thing comes to mind other than hardcore fucking that has to reach it's climax vaginally. It has to be how to kill the baby that appears a few m...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:38:00 GMT

Alzheimer's Already???!!!!

     Everyday, I find myself in awe of some of the people I'm see at the gym. Virtually impervious to age, defying years of Earth's brutal gravity, and life's bipolar assault of highs and lows. I look...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:43:00 GMT

Christ is Risen!!!!

          And a fine loaf of bread he is. Now get him out of the oven before he gets too brown.Happy Yeaster everyone!!!                              Steve
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 14:26:00 GMT

Of All The B-List Reality TV Stars To Sign My Senior Yearbook.....

  ........ This is the one. I don't know where poor Sarah went wrong, but she didn't seem like such a skank in sociology. Although I heard she was. So, "Bad Girls Club whatever" is the sh...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:50:00 GMT

200th Blog Post! Try The Bush-Obama Diet! You Don't Have A Choice!

     When I first started up on myspace in the memorable September of 2005, I was a bright eyed 22-year old who slowly developed a talent in the seldom-used medium of impromptu, one draft free-form ra...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:06:00 GMT

Farewell, Mr Lumpy....

     I had a lump by my elbow for many years. Over four, maybe five I would assume.      I decided when I began to notice people's eyes when I would talk to them begin to stare at my lump. I felt like...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:24:00 GMT

Lazy post......

     I watched family guy last night, which dedicated about 3 minutes to a Conway Twitty Performance. I was one of the advocates who cheered the return of Family guy, and one of the first DVD collecti...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:37:00 GMT