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Jeffy

'when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro'- Raoul Duke

About Me

im 26- i live in brooklyn, and work in the city. im a graphic designer, over-worked and im under paid just trying to make my way through this city full of straingers. Kermit is, and always will be my #1 friend, and thats not a bad thing. i am not a morning person. i like to read while listening to music. i wear my sunglasses in the subway, deal with it. i have a cat, his name is Senior Gato Negro and hes the only man ive ever loved. im addicted to science programs. i really miss walter matthau. i taught myself how to play the guitar and bass. i like going against the norm. i once met paris hilton when i worked for a music company, and i still hate her. i dont believe in apostrophes. i can play air-drumms like no one else. im a terrible speller, and think run on sentences are sexy. most of my friends might not know how to describe me, and i wouldnt have it any other way. i love stupid things, and hate stupid people. im learning how to play the hermonica. i love my grandma. i dont have any tatoos... im just lazy. i cant stand clint eastwood, the color yellow also really annoys me. if VH1 had a list of Things That Are Awesome bacon would be #1 followed by the Evil Dead movies and or butter. i have a very limited vocabulary, but enjoy using the big words i know. i always thought it was better to be an asshole than a nice guy. nice guys you forget about, but assholes live forever.... ive just never been too good at either.... hey, im jeff, and you could be too!

My Interests

work & play:

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet some more really honest fun folks. no more cool kids please, ive had enough of those fuckers... dorks are welcome, artists, fun people, people who like to shoot the shit, eclectic individuals, sillyness, people who jump on the bed! goofballs, those who are classy about their bad taste, i like honesty and you should too, people who love bad movies! into rock music, me too! we must talk.

Music:

ok so the current ipod list reads as follows: !!!, 3, 311, ACDC, Aerosmith, Air, Alanis Morissette, Alice Cooper, Alice In Chains, The Almost, Amon Tobin, Amy Winehouse, Anjali, Anthrax, Aphex twin, Aretha Franklin, Army Of Anyone, As I Lay Dying, Ass Ponys, Atomic Swindlers, Audioslave, Autolux, B.J. Thomas, Bachlers Guide to the Galaxy, The Band, Basement Jaxx, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Bela Fleck & the Flecktones, Betty Carter, Bill Frisell, Bill Withers, Bjork, The Black Crows, Black Oak Arkansas, Black Sabbath, Blind Faith, Blind Melon, Blood, Sweat & Tears, Blur, Boards of Vanada, Bob Seger, Bob Dylan, Bobby Darin, Booker T. & The MG's, The Breakfast, Buckethead, Buffalo Springfield, Bush, Butthole Surfers, The Byrds, Cake, Charlie Hunter, The Chemical Brothers, Cherry Poppin' Daddys, Chris Cornell, Chuck Berry, CJ Bolland, cKy, Clear Static, Clothesline Revival, Clutch, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Colonel Claypool's Bucket Of Bernie Brains, Coltrane, Cornelius, Cowboy Junkies, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Crystal Method, Cut Chemist, Cypress Hill, The Dandy Warhols, The Darkenss, David Brubeck, Dave Mathews, Dave Navarro, Death Cab For Cutie, Deceptikans, Deep Purple, Deftones, The Disco Biscuits, DJ Logic, DJ Shadow, DJ Spooky, DJ? Acucrack, The Doobie Brothers, The Doors, Dope, Dr. Dre, Dr. John, Dredg, Dry Kill Logic, Duane Eddy, The Dust Brothers, Eddie Cohn, Eels, Elvis Presley, Eric Clapton, Eugene Edwards, Faith No More, Fatboy Slim, Fear Factory, Filter, Fionna Apple Fly, Foghat, Foo Fighters, Frank Zappa, Free, Galactic, George Clinton, Glove Box, Gnarls Barkley, Gomez, The Good, The Bad & The Queen, Gorillaz, Grateful Dead, Gravediggaz, Gravity Kills, Grayson Capps, Green Jelly, Guns N' Roses, Gwar, Hatebreed, Head East, Hellyeah, Helmet, Higbench, Hollywood Blue Flames, Hot Chip, House Of Diablo, Husky Rescue, In Flames, Incubus, ISIS, Jane's Addiction, Janis Joplin, Jazz Mandolin Project, Jeff Beck, Jefferson Airplane, Jet, Jill Sobule, Jim Black, Jim Campilongo, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Buffett, Jimy Page & The Black Crows, Joan Baez, John Lennon, John Mayer, K.M.F.D.M., Keith Jarret, King Crimson, Korn, KT Tunstall, Kurt Rosenwinkel, L7, Lamb Of God, Larkin Mclean, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Leonard Cohen, Les Claypool, Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, Les Claypool And His Fancy Band, Lords Of Acid, Lou Donaldson, Lou Reed, Lunatic Clam, Lux, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Machine Head, Mad Season, The Mamas & The Pappas, Mardo, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Mastodon, Meat Beat Manifesto, Medeski, Martin & Wood, Megadeth, The Melvins, Meshuggah, Metallica, The Meters, Miles Davis, Ministry, Moby, moe., Monty Python, The Moody Blues, Motorhead, Mr. Bungle, Mudvayne, Muse, The Nails, The New Deal, New Orleans kelzmer Allstars, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Norah Jones, The Offspring, The Orb, Orbital, Otep, Outkast, Oysterhead, Ozzy Osborne, Page & Plant, The Panic Channel, Pantera, Patsy Cline, Patsy Smith, Paul Kossoff, Peach, Pearl Jam, Peeping Tom, Peggy Lee, A Perfect Circle, Peter Frampton, Peter Gabriel, Peter Tosh, Ph10, The Philadelphia Experiment, Phish, Pigmy Love Circus, Pinback, Pink Floyd, Placebo, Plaid, Porno For Pyros, Portishead, Primus, The Prodigy, Propellerheads, Prophet Omega, Puddle Of Mudd, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Randy Newman, Raq, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, The Rolling Stones, The Roots, Run-DMC, Russel Means, Rusted Root, Santana, Satallite Party, Sausage, Scott Law Band, Scott Meckenzie, Scott Weiland, Sensation Junkies, Sex Mob, She Wants Revenge, Sheryl Crow, Shimmer, Simon & Garfunkel, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Slipknot, Sly and the Family Stone, Smashing Pumpkins, Soilwork, Sonny Rollins, Soul Asylum, Soulfly, Soulfly, Soulive, Soundgarden, Squarepusher, Stabbing Westward, Static-X, Steel Train, Steppenwolf, Steve Miller Band, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, Strapping Young Lad, String Cheese Incident, Sublime, The Supremes, System Of A Down, Talking Heads, Taproot, Teddybears, Temple Of The Dog, Tenacious D, Thom Yorke, Thomas Newman, Three Dog Night, The Thrills, Tom Petty, Tom Tom Club, Tom Waits, Tomahawk, Tools, Tori Amos, Transglobal Underground, TV On The Radio, Tweaker, U2, Ugly Kid Joe, Upshot, Velvet Revolver, The Velvet Underground, Victor Wooten, Ween, The White Stripes, White Zombie, The Who, Wolfmother, The Yardbirds, The Youngbloods.

Movies:

I LOVE HORROR MOVIES! cheesey = fantastic. violence = fun. comedy = great. ..

Television:


Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?

Books:

The Glass Castle, The Ruins, Possible Side Effects, Kitchen Readings: The Stories of Hunter S Thompson, Magical Thinking, Dry, Running with Scissors. SLASH. Tropic of Cancer. Electric Kool Aid Acid Test. Love, Janis. Generation Of Swine. The Great Shark Hunt. Kingdom Of Fear. Jim Morrison: Life, Death, Legend. Hell's Angels. Rum Diary. Junky: The Definitive Text of Junk. Hammer Of The Gods: The Led Zeppelin Saga. South Of The Pumphouse. Zappa: A Biography. On the Road.and i love everything Douglas Adams..

Heroes:

Les Claypool, Bruce Campbell, George Carlin, Eclectic Musical Folk... the people who make the things that i love, and GWAR!

My Blog

i got inspired...

... no, its true. over the weekend i was looking thru a few flickr groups and some of the work i saw truely inspired me. this is what i came up with over the weekend. the dj vector artwork (graphic ne...
Posted by Jeffy on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:47:00 PST

more design for you.

another slow day at work, what else is new right?so i figure that maybe taking on more freelance work would be good for me. itll give me something to do when i get home from work, other than watch TV ...
Posted by Jeffy on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:57:00 PST

i actually dont do acid anymore...

dont think i need to, this is what it kinda reminds me of...yep, another one of those long days at work with nothin to do. actually today i dont really mind as much, look what i made in a few hours! l...
Posted by Jeffy on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:24:00 PST

battle time!

well, some of you know that i work for fortune magazine. its funny, not exactly what you might think if you knew me and my personality... which is colorful at best. anyway, what is really kinda cool a...
Posted by Jeffy on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:51:00 PST

new design

hope you like it, i do...
Posted by Jeffy on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:25:00 PST

(insert witty line here)

heyo so ive had a half day at work with nothing to do. i desided to mess with photoshop to keep my little mind active, and this is what i came up with. this is the product of 4 and a half hours, a pic...
Posted by Jeffy on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:26:00 PST

untitled

i have nothing fancy to say about these....well... i kinda like the 2nd one more......
Posted by Jeffy on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:31:00 PST

funky cool groovy time!

yes, it might be a miss leading title but im real excited! again fucking around with photoshop and illustrator and i came up with something completely new for me. never thought i could get this type o...
Posted by Jeffy on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:15:00 PST

bored again!

but you know, at least im being productive. makin stuff with my computer is fun. it gives me a chance to daydream and exercise my brain. well the side of my brain that works, ie. creative side. never ...
Posted by Jeffy on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:37:00 PST

ideas...

welp, work was a little slow today, but i kept myself ocupied trying out new things.i always liked the look of silkscreens... whacha think?like it?...
Posted by Jeffy on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:05:00 PST