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The Pineapple of Mass Seduction

Putting the 'passion' into passion fruit...

About Me

"In order for evil to flourish, all that is required is for good men to do nothing."--Edmund Burke

"In order for boredom to flourish, all that is required is for silly people to stop messing about."--The Pineapple of Mass Seduction

This is an anonymous blog. It was recommended that I partake in such an activity by my psychiatrist. It is not clear to me if my psychiatrist is fully qualified or recognised as such. Indeed, I was not previously aware that domestic pets could achieve such status. But her advice is free, and she tells me that if I take it, she will refrain from sh*tting on the carpet.

The Pineapple of Mass Seduction: putting the 'fun' back into dysfunctional.

My Interests

Being a funky pineapple (and all that that entails).

I'd like to meet:

The man from Del Monte. Unfortunately, he say "No."

If you're trying to enjoy life despite all the crap that people keep throwing at you...or you're someone who values magic over money...or you're still waiting for them to release 'Animalympics' on DVD...then this page and this blog are for YOU!

To join the rogue's gallery that is my friends list, just send me a message and tell me a secret or something you've never told anyone. Doesn't have to be anything bad or rude, just something bizarre or whatever. You can trust me...I'm a Pineapple.

My Blog

A story in six words

A friend just sent me this:   http://wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html   Basically, a number of authors were asked to write a story in six words.  Particular stand outs (...
Posted by The Pineapple of Mass Seduction on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:52:00 PST

A public service announcement

This blog is specifically aimed at songwriters, but is for the benefit of the general public at large.   My ears and brain were assaulted last night when the sound of Christina Milian's song "Whe...
Posted by The Pineapple of Mass Seduction on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST

Come and see life flying by!

Some of you may have read my blog about "high concept ideas" a little while back:   http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=51297034&blogID=159542301&MyToken=0...
Posted by The Pineapple of Mass Seduction on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:50:00 PST

New developments in the market for Black Magic

Like most people, I have a few simple rules that I live my life by: 1) Never shave facially (or anywhere else for that matter) on a day when you plan to either sit an exam, or take part in any sort of...
Posted by The Pineapple of Mass Seduction on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:08:00 PST

Welcome to the age of the high concept idea (admission free)

(Sorry, this blog entry is one of my longer (boring?) ones.  I'll try and make the next one short and silly)   A couple of interesting and exciting things have come to my attention this year...
Posted by The Pineapple of Mass Seduction on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:13:00 PST

Breeding Memories

It is a little acknowledged fact that extravagance breeds memories.   And here we are.  It's Tuesday 22nd August 2006 (as I write this).  At this moment, I can remember the day alm...
Posted by The Pineapple of Mass Seduction on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:34:00 PST

Are you sure?

"Are you sure that you want to quit this application?"   "Hmmm, let me see.  Well, I've discussed it at length with my family, and yes, I have their full backing.  We all agree that qui...
Posted by The Pineapple of Mass Seduction on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:39:00 PST

Too much of a good thing

I saw Superman Returns over the weekend.  All 154 minutes of it.  It was OK, with a couple of good action sequences in it, but no more that OK really.  And definitely TOO LONG.&nbs...
Posted by The Pineapple of Mass Seduction on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 04:08:00 PST

The Universal Law of Crapness

When I was still a young pineapple, I had some funny ideas about the world.  And not just about the origin of babies.   One of those funny ideas was that people knew what they were doing, an...
Posted by The Pineapple of Mass Seduction on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:51:00 PST

Supermarket Sweeping - The New Zen Diet

New day, new diet...and you probably think you've heard it all by now: Atkins Diet, Macrobiotic Diet, salt and cheese diet (never really took off, that one), blah blah blah.  Well, I've never tri...
Posted by The Pineapple of Mass Seduction on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 06:39:00 PST