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Mr Pant

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Anthony 'Pant' Lawrie
Birthday: 12/03/79
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: My office
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Thats not my heritage
The Shoes You Wore Today: white with two red strips. They is kickin!
Your Weakness: Left arm
Your Fears: Kate Bush, people who sing while walking down the street
Your Perfect Pizza: size of a mini roundabout
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get signed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: nadda
Thoughts First Waking Up: want to go back to sleep! duhhh
Your Best Physical Feature: Hands & Feet
Your Bedtime: Already!? Its only 5.48!!
Your Most Missed Memory: dunno, i missed it! Who writes this crap?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi Max or Diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BSE
Single or Group Dates: One at a time otherwise it gets confussing
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: shut up
Chocolate or Vanilla: I want both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Crapaccino
Do you Smoke: Yes, and no you can't have one
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: No.
Have you Been in Love: yes but i don't want to talk about it
Do you want to go to College: Again?
Do you want to get Married: yeah. to a pretty lady with nice hair.
Do you belive in yourself: yeah, im not the tooth fairy for fucks sake
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah, in my dads car
Do you think you are Attractive: my feet are
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah but i try not to talk to them too much
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, im pissed now
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, im....er....coughing now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, im off me tits now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no but i ate one
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: we don't have mall's in england, we have shopping centres, and no i aint
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: boring
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No but i want to now
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: No but i have had a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yeah, in the bath.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah
Ever been Drunk: yeah, don't tell
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: only play fights. Broke a rib
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: what a fucked up question. Stay puft marshmellow man i guess!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Small
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: whatever
Favorite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: whatever
Height: ditto
Weight: same weight or heavier is too big
Best Clothing Style: original
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5
Number of CDs I own: loads
Number of Piercings: had one but took it out
Number of Tattoos: well, i have one whole arm done and 3 on the other
Number of things in my Past I Regret: more than 5
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My Interests

Films, Music, Photography, reading, Japan, travel, Tattoo's, Graffitti and cool stuff yo!

I'd like to meet:

You and your mum and dad and your pets and..........


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Music:


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Art Brut, The 80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster, System of a Down, The Cooper Temple Clause, Pop Will Eat Itself, The Rakes, The Brakes, DJ Yoda, Muse, Placebo, Miss Kitten, Depeche Mode, Pink Grease, The Mutts, Shit Disco, Idou, Kooks, Gorillaz, Massive Attack, We are Scientists, Dilated peoples, The Liars, Tism, Pulp, Johnny Cash, Kaiser Chiefs, Nine inch nails, Run DMC, Grandmaster Flash, Manic Street Preachers, Two Lone Swordsmen, The Subways, Loop Guru, Yeah yeah yeahs, Burt Bacharach, Bernard Herrmann, The Groop, Death in Vagas, Black Rebal Motorcycle Club, Goldfrapp, Apex Twin, Test Icicles, Carter USM, Death from above 1979, Julette and the licks, Sugir Ros, Primal Scream, Ben Folds, Ben Folds five, The Wonder Stuff, Jesus Jones, KLF, EMF, Blaggers ITA, Groove Armarda, Flamming Lips, Faithless, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Richard Hawley, Mucky pups, Sex Pistols, Ladytron, Kaito, Clor, The Killers, The Dead 60s, The Go! Team, The Doves, Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, Turbonegro, The Infedels, Blur, 22-20's, Ok Go, The Magic numbers, The Pharcyde, Supergrass, Jurrasic 5, N.E.R.D., Add N to X, Ed Hardcort, MC Paul barman, The Blade runner soundtrack, etc


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Movies:

2001: A space odessey, Breaking the Waves, Naked, Au Hasard Balthazar, Harold and Maude, Rushmore, The life aquatic with Steve Zissou, Dancer in the dark, Being There, Superman the Movie, Fight Club, Solaris, Two or three things i know about her, Hana-Bi, Ikiru, The Great race, Monte carlo or bust, Its a mad mad mad mad world, Morven Caller, Fellini's 8 1/2, Wild Strawberries, Blade Runner, Lost in Translation, I heart Huckabees, Sideways, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Jarhead


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Television:

Watercolour Challenge, Grand Designs, Seinfeld, Curb your enthusiasm, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Have I got news for you, Black Books, Spaced, The Dukes of Hazzard, Columbo, Murder she wrote, Terrorhawks, Oz, American Gothic, Six feet under, Monty python, Cheers, A-team, Sesamie Street, The Muppets, Airwolf, Late Night Poker, Snooker & more.


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Books:

The Diving-Bell and the Butterfly, Catch 22, Lies and the lying liers who tell them, The sound and the Fury, As I lay dying, They **** you up, Wheres Wally?, The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, The World according to Garp, The Dictionary (The Zebra did it!) & anything by Hunter S .Tompson, Charles bukowski, William S .Burroughs, Neal Cassady, Anthony Burgess, Authur C .Clarke and more


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You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Charlie Cumalot What's Your Porn Star Name?
You Are a Boston Creme Donut
You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.
You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.
You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. What Donut Are You?
What Your Underwear Says About You
You tend to throw out your underwear after a few months. It gets used and abused!
You're the type of guy who lets his girlfriend pick out his underwear. The Underwear Oracle
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Your IQ Is 115
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Your Pimp Name Is...
Long Dong Glider What's Your Pimp Name?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?SHOWGIRLS!!! WTF?

Heroes:


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Superman, Jim Henson, Mr T, Stanly Kubrick, Beat Takeshi and Bruce Campbell.

My Blog

Song of your life

Yo dudes. I found this website that works out what song was number one on the day you were born. This is supposed to be your life song. The web site is: http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno...
Posted by Mr Pant on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:04:00 PST

My top 150 films

If you aint seen any of the following you should! In random order:  1. Breaking the waves  2. Dancer in the dark  3. Naked  4. 2001: A space odyssey  5. Lawn Dogs  6. Fig...
Posted by Mr Pant on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:06:00 PST

The best and the worst all in one sunny morning!

You know how Mr T don't like planes, well i don't like trains! I was stuck on a tube train this morning for 2 hours! Now, I'm a patient man, i can sit for 2 hours without fidgeting, jumping up and do...
Posted by Mr Pant on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:27:00 PST

J. Algernon Hawthorne And Mr Finch always make me laugh!

J. Algernon Hawthorne: I must say that if I had the grievous misfortune to be a citizen of this benighted country, I should be the most hesitant of offering any criticism whatever of any other. J. Rus...
Posted by Mr Pant on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:39:00 PST

Hip hop

My hip really hurts from walking 15 miles in the cold. Just thought i'd let you know that. ...
Posted by Mr Pant on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:31:00 PST

6 hours/15 miles/2 days off

So i went to the Depeche Mode gig and it was very good. Had a few free beers at the aftershow party and we all headed home. I missed my last train. I missed my last bus and to cut a long story short i...
Posted by Mr Pant on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:43:00 PST

Party pig & Depeche mode

Went to a cool party on sat dressed as a pig. Im going to see Depeche Mode tonight. Buy there new rerelease albums when they come out, my name is on them!
Posted by Mr Pant on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 05:43:00 PST

My weekend in Berlin!

Berlin was cool. My weekend started on Friday night. I met up with Xav and Tinyfairygodmother and we went to see Ladytron. It was great music wise but the fans pissed us off and put a bit damp towel ...
Posted by Mr Pant on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 03:16:00 PST

Quote

Wise men are often quoted, but fools repeat them.Samuel Palmer
Posted by Mr Pant on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 03:47:00 PST

Berlin

Anyone know a good place to stay in Berlin?
Posted by Mr Pant on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:04:00 PST