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Osama Bin Lana

C'mon c'mon now lets think twice, people aren't made of sugar and spice

About Me

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Lana --
[noun]:

A deadly strain of projectile vomit

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My Interests

When I'm not daydreaming, eating, sleeping, or all three at once, I like to go on adventures w/my friends. These adventures can include crashing frat parties, reunions, and memorials, the donning of costumes and/or sombreros, getting kicked out of numerous places, philosophical conversations w/vagrants, tree huggers, or the British, driving in circles (literally), making sculptures out of food, building crazy contraptions, thinking of ideas for the latest B movie, stalking folks, and other pointless but vaguely entertaining things. On the normal side of things, I like camping, antiquing, reading, and spending time w/my future husband, Mikey.CURRENT MOON about the moon

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WHO DOES NOT OWN OR ASPIRE TO OWN THE MOVIE,

Music:

VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE...
Create Your OwnTHIS ONE GOES OUT TO ANYONE THAT HAS A PROBLEM WITH US GETTING MARRIED OR HOW & WHERE WE DO IT...Twisted Sister - We`re Not gunna Take It

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Movies:



Television:

DOCUMENTARIES! And Lost and Heroes

Books:

I FUCKING LOVE BOOKS!!!

Heroes:

Malcom X and my future husband, MichaelInterlude-Siouxsie Sioux and Morrissey

Add to My Profile | More VideosMy Mikey is such a beautiful man. He does everything he can for me, always. He holds my hair when I vomit, he doesn't get angry at me when I quit my job with no backup plan b/c I'm unhappy, he was there for me when my dad died, he puts up with my emotional breakdowns & compulsive myspacing, and no matter how poor we are, he always makes sure we have some kind of food on the table. Above all, he never blames me or tries to make me feel bad for my fuck-ups. He always tries to be supportive & understanding. He protects and defends me and always treats me with respect and love. He is truly my angel.Mikey is everything that a man should be. In fact, he's everything that a person should be. He's real. He's a good friend/brother/son/grandson/son-in law. He's the kind of person that always thinks of others & will do anything he can to help those he cares about. Not only does he have a huge heart, but he's loyal and thoughtful and kind. He's open to different perspectives & doesn't judge others for not being exactly like him or sharing his views. He accepts & even appreciates our differences. He's a sensitive and gentle person. I think if everyone knew him as well as I do, everyone would be in love with him. I am so grateful that I got to him first. Mikey is my angel, my savior & my hero and I will love and respect him forever.

My Blog

Coming Soon To A Homeless Shelter Near You...

So last night, The Beverly left the house. Since Mikey had a bad day & since The Beverly (aka; Supersonic) had left, and also since we had a jug of vodka & some Diet Pepsi on hand, we decided ...
Posted by Osama Bin Lana on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

Self-hatred (if you are apt to climb a soap box or call a hotline, DON'T READ THIS!)

Every morning I wake up, I want to die. My body is a hollow shell. My heart is dead and numb and even my brain doesn't function like it should. My life is like a vacant building. Mikey is the one...
Posted by Osama Bin Lana on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST

Fundamentalist Assholes

So last night I was watching Trading Spouses (I know, no life). This particular episode featured an alternative type agnostic family trading spouses with a fundamentally fucked up christian family. An...
Posted by Osama Bin Lana on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:28:00 PST

Frat Parties; not what they used to be

or were they ever?! Last Saturday, my lovely fiance & I decided to go visit my friend who recently moved to The City of Dope, aka; Home of the Rock. Since Berkeley is just a hop, sk...
Posted by Osama Bin Lana on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST

Belated Blog: Alkaline Trio Show

Yeah...so this blog is a little late but my computer was down-what can you do? Anyway, my fiance, my best friend and I went to the Alkaline Trio show last month at the Fillmore and we're just minding...
Posted by Osama Bin Lana on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:12:00 PST