Beary White - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i'm mostly paranoid, and i drink too much.
You Are a Fruitcake
People pretend you're sweet and precious, but they know how weird you really are! What Holiday Food Are You?umm what the fuck?!?

My Interests

music, photography, paint, thrift stores, stick figures, critters, reading, going away, people, capers (of the "frivolous escapade" variety), sail boats, stars, vodka, weather baloons,...

I'd like to meet:

pretty much any one fun, and entertaining, and possibly drunk. also i'm always down for bizarre conversations with random, harmless, vagrant, crack heads... harmless being the operative word.

Music:

lots and lots of differant stuff.

Movies:

i don't generally have much patience for movies.

Television:

when not enthralled by "america's next top model" there's always the discovery channel, the history channel, a&e, court tv, animal planet, tlc...

Books:

just trust me when i say that despite my atrocious spelling, grammar, and punctuation skills i'm not illiterate.

Heroes:

"Lawnchair" Larry Walters (the whole suicide thing aside)

My Blog

every one bumps some times

parallel parking. i'm new to this. i was never taught how to do it. and where i live now there is really no other way so with the help of my dear freind lana i was some how able to figure it out... fo...
Posted by Dana on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

another surevy... too out of it for real blogs worth anything.

Q: Kissed someone on your top friends, (cheek DOESNT count)?A: no. it's a buffalo or crying out loud... Q: Have you seen someone on your myspace naked?A: yes, Q:had feelings for someone who didn't ha...
Posted by Dana on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:17:00 PST

a survey on highschool. stolen from ambo.

Fill this out about your years in high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be 1. Who was your best friend(s): lana, nancy, and misty, jason. depends on the year i guess. but l...
Posted by Dana on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST

oakland is a burb in and of it's self is it not? i mean it's not "the city"

when i lived in the yoch, and sat waiting for some one in the vicinity of a liquor store with my angry anti social dog i was given money with out having to ask for it. as a matter of fact i ...
Posted by Dana on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST

a small corection.

wait! in reguards to ther road trip. ther was that one not so stalking trip to the woods where in came the conversation that resulted in the polar bear suit concoction. that is al...
Posted by Dana on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST

i feel the need

to apologise for drunkin typoes and general misspellings.
Posted by Dana on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:52:00 PST

friends surevey

Take With A Friend General: For You And Your FriendWhat's your name?dana What's your friend's name?lana How old are you both?i'm bad with time 'm sure i could look to find the particulars but i...
Posted by Dana on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:48:00 PST

lana's pet peeve survey

Lana's Pet Peeve SurveyDo you or have you ever known a dramatic sneezer?i think i've known a few. and of all the dramatic sneezers i've known they have all also been dramatic laughers. What annoys you...
Posted by Dana on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST

survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:DanaBirthday:8-28-79Birthplace:wallnut creek, caCurrent Location:livermore. specificaly the 1st floor break room @ csaa. Eye Color:blueHair Color:presently blac...
Posted by Dana on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST

a word on the oaks.

people are now sitting in the oaks and refusing to leave untill they are saved. has this ever actualy worked? never have i heard of this tactic saving a tree. they say they will remain chained to the ...
Posted by Dana on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:45:00 PST