Why do they call it Down Syndrome
If youre always smiling?
This just in from our
sponsor:
First of all, I ADORE Jack Nicholson!! I ADORE bitter humor. I'm not
sarcastic, i suck at sarcasm, because I'm gullable. I also like Christopher
Walken, but anyway. My friend Edward posted the following in a myspace
survey answering the question, "Why I'm single...?" His response
was so bitter and ridiculous, its great!! Obviously you can tell he's joking
when he's talking about being fat and ugly, and a "poor
conversationalist." Edward is fucking great and hilarious...
Another official endorsement by the local populace. Nike, eat your heart out.
I think MySpace is absurd, but I still use it. I despise instant communication, but I still do it. I'm a mass of conditions, permissions, and mirrored self-afflictions. Hey! Why are you yellin? Taking me seriously would be your first mistake. Most people who know me say they like me because I'm one of those people who honestly doesn't care what others think of them. It's not entirely accurate, but it's close... so I don't argue. I like being asked questions, probably because nobody asks them anymore. I'm a drunkard. It works for me. If you want to know my thoughts, you should try talking to me. If you cant stand some of the stupid shit I say... either dont talk to me, or view me through this filter.
You still might not get it, but that's life. It's OK. Im not perfect either.
Maybe she should see a shrink instead...
Beat your children. They deserve it, and God says its OK.
Why? Because Therapists are smart?