Other cats piss me off. |
First I move. Then an interloper is dropped off. I gotta get out of here.
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:41:00 GMT |
Do cats get Jenny Craig? |
Lately I have been feeling self conscious. My belly has gotten huge, and my sex life has gotten small. I know what youre thinking... "Sir must get all the hot pussy." Well let ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 13:26:00 GMT |
Cats get lonely, too! |
My master went to some thing called Lib-ur`tay-shuh. He was gone for three whole days. Three whole days!!! I dont think he appreciates all the time I have invested in him. ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 09:22:00 GMT |
I get lonely during the day.... |
Sometimes its hard being a cat. For 10 hours every day my master is not home, and I get scared. Theres only so long a cat can wait before he just turns into a nervous wreck and starts clawing at th...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 21:57:00 GMT |
Please change my kitty litter.... |
Its been over a month. I know you scoop it and stuff, but you might want to consider actually buying some new stuff. Comeon, how expensive can it be? Cant you just not have beer one night and buy ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 21:54:00 GMT |
