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Miss Pants

That would be an ecumenical matter.

About Me

Typical British bird who likes binge-drinking on the weekends and a nice curry at least once a week. I love living in London although it always leaves me totally brassic.I lurve music, especially anything 80s, Indie or a nice bit of commercial dance. Anything garage or hip-hop is a strict no-no. I'm also really into decent TV programmes like Sex & The City (I worship it), Will & Grace, Eastenders (not sure it's "decent" as such, but it kills 2 hours a week), Peep Show and the classics like Quantum Leap & Fawlty Towers.Anyways....nothing out of the ordinary but I've got an evil sense of humour so watch out!
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Name: Helen (aka "H" or Miss Pants)
Birthday: 7th December
Birthplace: London
Current Location: London
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: naturally? boring brown
Height: 5'7" ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: eh???
The Shoes You Wore Today: nasty black work shoes
Your Weakness: junk food & men (not necessarily together)
Your Fears: being poor
Your Perfect Pizza: anything with chicken on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to accumulate lots more shoes and handbags
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: muahahahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh for f@%*'s sake
Your Best Physical Feature: my height?? I dunno....you tell me
Your Bedtime: don't have a regular one
Your Most Missed Memory: what is this supposed to mean?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke! Pepsi is the devil.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Both sound vile to me
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: lots
Do you Sing: only when I think no-one's around to hear me
Do you Shower Daily: yes....sometimes twice daily
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, bought the t-shirt
Do you want to get Married: maybe, possibly, we'll see
Do you belive in yourself: belive??? surely you mean "believe"???
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes, constantly
Do you think you are Attractive: our survey said......???
Are you a Health Freak: absolutely not. Down with health-freaks! They ruin it for everyone.
Do you get along with your Parents: when they pay me, yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: they're alright as long as I'm indoors
Do you play an Instrument: the piano & a feeble attempt at the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: god yes
In the past month have you Smoked: only passively
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: define "date"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope....and I never ever will
In the past month have you been on Stage: (see above)
In the past month have you been Dumped: mutual splitsville
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not so much as a pint glass :(
Ever been Drunk: every Monday morning, like clockwork
Ever been called a Tease: no......I always put out
Ever been Beaten up: lots (mostly by my brother....but it still counts)
Ever Shoplifted: only chewing gum when I was a child, but my mum made me take it back and apologise
How do you want to Die: peacefully in my sleep like my grandad....not shouting and screaming like the passengers in his car
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich and thin
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: blue/green
Favorite Hair Color: brown/black
Short or Long Hair: I treat it on a case-by-case basis
Height: taller than me
Weight: heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: laid-back but funky
Number of Drugs I have taken: drugs?? moi???
Number of CDs I own: too many to say
Number of Piercings: 3 (used to be 5)
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: the list is endless
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My Interests

Binge drinking, shopping for things I can't afford (especially shoes and handbags), googling stuff, 70s and 80s style discos with the flashing lights under the dancefloor, stuffing my face with Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice-cream (the full fat kind - none of this low-fat frozen yoghurt malarkey), a good pub quiz, a nice curry, "Perfect Pizza" pizzas, anything done by Ricky Gervais, going to ridiculously loud music gigs and then complaining like an old woman about how raucous it is, buying stuff on e-bay, selling stuff that I bought on ebay back on ebay, gossiping, proving other people wrong (I do this a LOT)and sleeping.....Zzzzzzzzzzz

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Russell Brand and imprison him for my own personal entertainment - he could keep me amused for hours with his bizarreness and country-gent/cockney geezer accent.Don't bother emailing me if you're a weirdo (Russell Brand excepted) or a high-maintenance person - I know enough of them already and they are really hard work. Beep beep.I'd also like to meet Adam Garcia and take advantage of him, but I have a feeling that will only happen in my dreams :(Or Ryan Reynolds or Zach Braff if Adam's not available.

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Music:

The Darkness, Green Day, Feeder, Madonna, Snow Patrol, Abba, Lionel Richie (What A Feeling.....Dancing on the Ceiling!!!), Goldfrapp, Blondie, Duran Duran, Guns N Roses, Dido, Bon Jovi, Bryan Adams, Oasis, Coldplay (some may say "dreary", but I like them), Chemical Brothers, Kylie, Kaiser Chiefs, The Editors, The Kooks, Orson, Scissor Sisters, Razorlight and Vincent Vincent and the Villains (to name but a few).

Movies:

The Wedding Singer, Leon, The Shawshank Redemption, Dirty Dancing, Weird Science, ET (who doesn't like ET?), Coming to America (it makes your soul glow), Goodfellas, The Godfather Trilogy, Wedding Crashers, Mask (not that crappy one with Jim Carrey in it), The Green Mile, Star Wars (yes, yes, I know, I know), Kill Bill 1 and 2, Jackie Brown, Chungking Express, Howl's Moving Castle, Crocodile Dundee, Clerks and Casino Royale.

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Television:

Sex and the City, Spaced, Will and Grace, Eastenders, The A-Team, Six Feet Under, Peep Show, Friends, Big Brother (the non-celebrity version is better), Lost, The Office, Extras, Phoenix Nights, Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere, The Simpsons, 24, Scrubs, The Secret Life of Us, Worlds Strongest Man competition and WWF.
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:

Bridget Jones' Diary, Memoirs of a Geisha, celebrity autobiographies, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole and anything to do with organised crime.

Heroes:

Father Jack Hackett, Russell Brand, Brian Potter (Ironside), Ben and Jerry and the person that invented jam sandwich cream biscuits.
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My Blog

Death by wet leaves

I have been saying this for years and I still believe it's gonna happen......one day I will skid on a pile of wet leaves and break my bleeding neck and THAT is how I will die. I am convinced of it. No...
Posted by Miss Pants on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:58:00 PST

Five Questions which MUST be asked on a first date

I have decided that I can rule people out with the aid of the answers to five simple questions. This may save me a great deal of time in future (or maybe not). My questions are as follows (i...
Posted by Miss Pants on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:34:00 PST

Mouse House Update

The invasion of the mice is continuing. I see one of the little buggers scurrying into my bedroom on an almost nightly basis. The traps have been set and so far we've only managed to catch one (which,...
Posted by Miss Pants on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:14:00 PST

Celebrity Look-a-likes

I am always getting people coming up to me and telling me I look like some celebrity or other, which would be highly flattering if most of them were actually attractive. Here's the list of mine so far...
Posted by Miss Pants on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 06:41:00 PST

The Definition of "Boyfriend"

The definition of boyfriend.   This is a tricky one and one that can not easily be answered. In the absence of a satisfactory dictionary definition (nowhere does it define the term fuck-buddy) my...
Posted by Miss Pants on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:41:00 PST

Mouse House Vs Spider House

On Friday night, whilst I was watching "Beauty & The Geek" (top programme, but that's a different story) I was faced with the unexpected occurrence of a mouse crawling on my bed. This is not my pe...
Posted by Miss Pants on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 04:36:00 PST

Farting

Has anyone else ever notice that you can tell how stinky a fart will be by its temperature? The hotter is.....the stinker it will be. FACT! ...
Posted by Miss Pants on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:10:00 PST

Hangover Ratings. I've been a 6 on more than one occasion.

Hangover Ratings     1 star hangover   No pain. no real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you.   You are ...
Posted by Miss Pants on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 02:33:00 PST