Binge drinking, shopping for things I can't afford (especially shoes and handbags), googling stuff, 70s and 80s style discos with the flashing lights under the dancefloor, stuffing my face with Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice-cream (the full fat kind - none of this low-fat frozen yoghurt malarkey), a good pub quiz, a nice curry, "Perfect Pizza" pizzas, anything done by Ricky Gervais, going to ridiculously loud music gigs and then complaining like an old woman about how raucous it is, buying stuff on e-bay, selling stuff that I bought on ebay back on ebay, gossiping, proving other people wrong (I do this a LOT)and sleeping.....Zzzzzzzzzzz
I want to meet Russell Brand and imprison him for my own personal entertainment - he could keep me amused for hours with his bizarreness and country-gent/cockney geezer accent.Don't bother emailing me if you're a weirdo (Russell Brand excepted) or a high-maintenance person - I know enough of them already and they are really hard work. Beep beep.I'd also like to meet Adam Garcia and take advantage of him, but I have a feeling that will only happen in my dreams :(Or Ryan Reynolds or Zach Braff if Adam's not available.
adopt your own virtual pet!
The Darkness, Green Day, Feeder, Madonna, Snow Patrol, Abba, Lionel Richie (What A Feeling.....Dancing on the Ceiling!!!), Goldfrapp, Blondie, Duran Duran, Guns N Roses, Dido, Bon Jovi, Bryan Adams, Oasis, Coldplay (some may say "dreary", but I like them), Chemical Brothers, Kylie, Kaiser Chiefs, The Editors, The Kooks, Orson, Scissor Sisters, Razorlight and Vincent Vincent and the Villains (to name but a few).
The Wedding Singer, Leon, The Shawshank Redemption, Dirty Dancing, Weird Science, ET (who doesn't like ET?), Coming to America (it makes your soul glow), Goodfellas, The Godfather Trilogy, Wedding Crashers, Mask (not that crappy one with Jim Carrey in it), The Green Mile, Star Wars (yes, yes, I know, I know), Kill Bill 1 and 2, Jackie Brown, Chungking Express, Howl's Moving Castle, Crocodile Dundee, Clerks and Casino Royale.
What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com
Sex and the City, Spaced, Will and Grace, Eastenders, The A-Team, Six Feet Under, Peep Show, Friends, Big Brother (the non-celebrity version is better), Lost, The Office, Extras, Phoenix Nights, Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere, The Simpsons, 24, Scrubs, The Secret Life of Us, Worlds Strongest Man competition and WWF.
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."
The Simpsons Personality Test
Bridget Jones' Diary, Memoirs of a Geisha, celebrity autobiographies, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole and anything to do with organised crime.
Father Jack Hackett, Russell Brand, Brian Potter (Ironside), Ben and Jerry and the person that invented jam sandwich cream biscuits.
Your Pimp Name Is...
Sugar Lips Shagswell
What's Your Pimp Name?