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Otto MaddoX

Night... Day... doesn't mean sh&t.

About Me


I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
Comments!? Who needs 'em! Opinions!? Their like assholes; everyone has them and they stink! What can I say about myself that my parole officer hasn't already muttered under his breath? No really - I am fairly normal, mischievious and a fun, energetic person who loves to make others laugh and can carry on a conversation with 5 people at once. I work hard, play hard and stay hard. I try and live by the creedo "Kick ass at whatever it is you do!"..... TRY being the operative word. I've been struck by lightning, can run a mile in 6 minutes and can hold my breath under water for just as long. Whether by accident or by design these are things I don't recommend ya try unless your a trained professional, somewhat daring, or naturally magnetic. I've probably tried everything at least once, and some things too many times. I take pride in knowing a little about everything, rather than alot-a-bout a few things. I'm either running at idle, or RPM-ing in 6th gear! Nothing is to be taken too seriously in this journey we call Life. I love to share stories and to hear others stories as well. Someday I will run out of things to talk about; when they accidentally spread my ashes on the wrong stretch of coastline. Remember, Punk is a lifestyle, not a uniform... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=75760752

My Interests

Travel- in general but nothing beats a Road-Trip, Photography, Live-Music, Nude Art Modeling, Culinary Arts, Museums, History, Vintage Bathing Suits, Swimming, Biking, Paintball, Handball, Amateur Ballistics, Rollercoasters, Hotsauce, Falconry, Old Skool Punk Rock T-Shirts, The outdoors especially anything involving the beach, all Kinds of Literature and Movies, all-night parties and the sunrises that follow.

I'd like to meet:

But seriously... Hot Chicks, Washed-Up Jocks, Bookworms, Ex-Postal Employees, Cross-Country Drivers, Over-Night Waitresses, Frustrated IT Professionals, Honest Real Estate Brokers, Vintage Car Salesmen, Naughty Librarians, Naughty Nurses, Subway-Conducters and other Voiceover Artists, Punk Rock Fans, Mountain Climbers, Roadies, Graveyard Shift Graveyard Supervisors, Go-Go Girls, Maverick Masseuses, Tourists, Blondes, Brunettes, Red-Heads AND Albinos, Those Who Believe In The Afterlife and Those Willing To Send Them There, Cat-Lovers, Dog-Fearers, Reptile-Eaters, Bassists, Sabotage Experts, Tatto Embossers, Counter-Terrorist Trainees, Sex-o-holics Anonymous Flunkies, Parachute Repairmen, Undercover Bank Security, Amateur Bankrobbers, Carpenter Ants, Those Specialising in Pharmacutical Safety and Firearms Design, Ass-Raqueteers, Freaks of Nature, Those Looking to Be Corrupted, Those Looking to Corrupt Moi....Do you get it yet? I welcome all Offenders and Defenders into the fold...... Oh, and this "Tom" character.

Music:

Garage-Rock, Punk Rock, Indie, Blues, Rockabilly, Motown. Rancid, Social Distortion,The D4, NOFX, Black Flag, The Misfits, Operation Ivy, TSOL, The Slackers, AFI, The Germs, X, Plan-A-Project, The Stooges, Mest, The Suicide Machines, The MC5, The Ramones, James Brown, Link Wray, Johnny Cash, Muddy Waters, Screamin' Jay Hawkins,Miles Davis, Smokey Robinson, Dick Dale.These are my particulars, but the voices in my head will listen to anything....

Movies:

Anything and Everything by the Coen Brothers, Factotum, Napolean Dynamite, Secretary, City Of God, Sexy Beast, American Psycho, Rushmore, Office Space, Reservoir Dogs, The Thin Blue Line, Repo Man, The Decline of Western Civilization, The Wanderers, Dog Day Afternoon, Fellini's Amarcord, The French Connection, Medium Cool, The Good- The Bad and The Ugly-, 8-1/2.

Television:

Deadwood, The Henry Rollins Show, Wild Boyz, Aqua Team Hungerforce, MXC, Myth Busters, The Family Guy.

Books:

Anything and Everything by Hunter S. Thompson,"Ladies and Gentlemen,The Bronx Is Burning"-Johnathan Mahler, "Peace Kills"-P.J. O'Rourke, "Our Band Could Be Your Life"-Michael Azerrad, "Get In The Van"-Henry Rollins, "Monster"-Sanyika Shakur, "American Hardore"-Steven Blush, "In The Spirit of Crazy Horse"-Peter Matthiessen, "We Got The Neutron Bomb"-Brenden Mullen, "Credos From The Road" Sonny Barger,"We Owe You Nothing"-David Sinker, "Imperium" Ryzard Kapuschinski, "Moby Dick"-Herman Melville... just to name a few.

Heroes:

Henry Rollins, Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Hicks, Mike Ness, Steve McQueen, Doc Graney, My Sister.

My Blog

I thought upon Cinco De Mayo, real deep

  I gues it was Cinco De Mayo?  Maybe it was in the news?  Its it what this made-up holiday (one that isn't really celebrated in Mexico, mind you) falsely represents to different people...
Posted by Otto MaddoX on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:55:00 PST

August Blues

August Blues By Al Aronowitz August is the month when wars start.  It's when the water dries up and the spirit begins to wither.  Insomniacs pull down their shades and lock themselves in the...
Posted by Otto MaddoX on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:09:00 PST

Oodles of Rahmen

For some its a main entree.  For others it is a late night snack.  And for others it stands as a reminder of tough times, drunken times, times spent alone, time with others.  All t...
Posted by Otto MaddoX on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:34:00 PST

...Was wondering ur intents

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Otto MaddoX on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:52:00 PST