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Vera VanGuard

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About Me

BLOODRAYNE A FAN FILM FINISHED!
HERE'S THE BANNER:

MY OFFICIAL WEB SITE:

SPOT FROM SHE-HULK FAN FILM:

My Interests

Dance Dance Revolution. Test driving fast cars, going to Raves and Concerts, Kung Fu, Modeling, Acting, The Art of Fighting WITHOUT Fighting, and learning cool new shit!

I'd like to meet:

Fanboys, Fanboys and more Fanboys! Preferably Geeks and Weirdos, Cosplayers and Hentai lovers, Goddess Worshippers and Druid Tree Huggers. Oh you know who you are! Normal people... well, I don't think it's gonna work out between us...

NEXT CONVENTION APPEARANCE:
I dunno... I'll have to check my webby site to find out Moohoohoohahahahaha!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN LADIES! *obscene tongue jestures*

I think the clown is fucking with me...
Correction, the clown IS fucking with me...

Work like you don't need the money,
Love like you've never been hurt
Dance like nobody's watching

PRESS ON!
Nothing in the world can take place of PERSISTENCE.
Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education alone will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and Determination are OMNIPOTENT.

Admitting that you know nothing is the first step to enlightenment...

R.I.P Chico Wang and Haley Paige, you were good friends.

Music:

I love Euro Energy Trance. Glam Rock. Exotic Music. Period.

Movies:

Anything Kevin Smith, 80's dance movies, anything with Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee/Jet Li/Sammo Hung/Woo Ping/Hong Kong Mantinee Crap movies, Krull, Neverending Story, Lost Boys, Dark Crystal/Muppets Anything, Hentai Anything, The Last Dragon, Blazing Saddles, The Wraith, bloody hell...

Television:

Heros! Holy crap - I haven't seen anything this cool since Buffy and Angel... *sigh* GEEK!

Books:

Bridge of Birds, Eight Skilled Gentlemen, The Story of the Stone and anything that comes out of Barry Hughart.

Heroes:

My Mother

My Blog

BLOODRAYNE and other projects...

So now that the dirty deed is done with the BloodRayne Fan Film... and now that you've laughed your head off at me for being such a massive geek, what's next? Well, I've decided to develop and do a bu...
Posted by Vera VanGuard on Thu, 15 May 2008 02:38:00 PST

About Anorexia

A few months ago, this "girl", whose profile picture was that of her head Photoshoped to the Exorcist's body with a big red heart around it, sent me a "hate e-mail" stating the following: "I hate you,...
Posted by Vera VanGuard on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST

The secret of LIFE - according to bumper stickers...

1. 6x6x6 Lumber of the Beast 2. 667 Neighbor of the Beast 3. A day without sunshine, is like, night 4. A leading cause of stress is reality 5. Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons For You are...
Posted by Vera VanGuard on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST

I Like being My OWN Car Hood Ornament

I have to start out by saying I LOVE driving. I've owned 7 cars in the last two years. It's a passion and I actively work on improving my driving skills every day (LA drivers take note). I am a real d...
Posted by Vera VanGuard on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:40:00 PST

http://www.warriormistress.com

Well, I'm just a lazy SOB so I finally broke down and got into this myspace thing. I usually rant on my official web site http://www.warriormistress.com so you can see more pictures than I really want...
Posted by Vera VanGuard on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:42:00 PST