Hmmmm, let's see....Peacemaker, diplomatic, refined, gracious, creative, cooperative, indecisive, extroverted, sociable, charming and artistic... and a Geek. That's me in all right in a nutshell.
If that's too deep for ya...anything you really wanna know about moi... just ask. The following survey is just for fun so don't take it seriously folks. They're all mean vicious lies... well, most of them anyway... by ME! :)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tom (this is the only part I will admit is real)
Birthday: The day I was hatched
Birthplace: in a cave
Current Location: under the house
Eye Color: blood shot
Hair Color: lavender
Height: 6 feet of total hotness
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm just a head and torso. Categorize That! Ha!
Your Heritage: monkeys
The Shoes You Wore Today: cement
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: fear itself
Your Perfect Pizza: nuked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To enslave humanity
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BITE ME!
Thoughts First Waking Up: bungee jump!
Your Best Physical Feature: My bOObies! :)
Your Bedtime: At the buttcrack of dawn
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Do the DEW man!
MacDonalds or Burger King: SUPERSIZE me please!
Single or Group Dates: Orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I prefer to suck lemons
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla... ICE
Cappuccino or Coffee: Oh fudge.
Do you Smoke: like a chimmney
Do you Swear: What kind of f***ing **** is that? You *******!
Do you Sing: Along with the voices in my head
Do you Shower Daily: sniff me to find out
Have you Been in Love: With a goat, but we knew it would never last.
Do you want to go to College: clown college
Do you want to get Married:
Do you get Motion Sickness: wanna find out? vrooom-vrooom!!
Do you think you are Attractive: only when I'm drunk
Are you a Health Freak:&..39;>
Do you get along with your Parents: doesn't everyone?
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure, along with the hailstones, tornadoes and cloud to ground lighting.
Do you play an Instrument: I'm a beast on the cowbell. COWBELL!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: trick question right?
In the past month have you Smoked: call me smokey!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only total idiots and morons do drugs! You hear that kids?!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes and no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I LIVE in a mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Are you calling me FAT?!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Like a whale.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I crave the attention! WORSHIP ME Y'ALL!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Dumb question! Hell, I take a dump everyday!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In a bathtub? Yeah. CANNONBALL!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Define "steal"
Ever been Drunk: And how
Ever been called a Tease: Tee-hee
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, my face really did a number on his fists. He was still feeling it for weeks. HA!
Ever Shoplifted: Pssssst, wanna buy a Rolex?
How do you want to Die: In spectacular fashion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A pimp
What planet would you most like to Visit: The Planet Of The Apes
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: glazed
Favourite Hair Color: fuschia
Short or Long Hair: bald
Height: 30 feet
Weight: bloated
Best Clothing Style: nekked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Never! Exceeeeept for those times where...
Number of CDs I own: Does burned cds count? uh... hey there RIAA.. just kidding here.. you guys are looking good yo.
Number of Piercings: Not intentionally. ARGGGGGGGGGGGH!!
Number of Tattoos: Does rub-ons count?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Where do I start?
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I ROCK!
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