*TURN ONS*
*Girls with terrets syndrome because they talk dirty all the time!!! Where are you???
*Girls who SAY what they MEAN and DO what they SAY!!! This does not apply to the before mentioned girls with terrets syndrome...
*Girls who use CHOPSTIX to SHARE Chinese food from the carton!!! Very Romantic and Fun...
*Girls who wear TUBTOPS like in the 70's!!! All I can find are CLUBS hosting 80's night...
*Girls who like to be SILLY!!! All you have to do is play along, it's FUN...
*Girls who are willing to SPOON their man anytime of day!!! IT's not just for BREAKFAST...
*Girls who like to slow dance!!! Something about the SMELL of her hair and the CURVE of her neck...
I'd like to meet:
I am not positive I can honestly answer this with a straight face!!! See what you think, OK???
*Thoughts of a Visionary*
I'm not trying to fall in LOVE... Hell, I am already in LOVE... I just don't know who with!!! I know in my heart that there is no greater feeling in this existance than being in LOVE... When you think about it, LOVE has controlled the thoughts and actions of MAN and even GODS since the beginning of the universe...
That is why I am currently working on a scientific method to recognize and nurture the POSITIVE effect of being in LOVE... I think I am almost there seeing how I had a breakthrough last night and decided to start by loving myself!!! WOW.. I can not describe the magnatude of these overwelming and endlessly powerful feelings of JOY inside of me... These feeling are bursting from my pores like millions of tiny pimples waiting to be popped. IT is like a tsunami has washed away all the negative things LOVE has done to me over the year... I am truely a free MAN!!! I feel like a SUPER HERO...
(Side Note: "What will my name be? It has to be good if this is going to work! How about "LOVELY MAN". No, that sounds to feminine. What about "Mr LOVE". I dont like that one either. Damn, I guess I will let the people decide. When they see what this great new way of life can do for them, I am sure they will give it a name befitting a SUPER HERO!!!")
I just know, if given the chance to see the benefits of this great new discovery, people all of the world will want to know what it's like to truely be happy in their own skin. It will surely catch on like widfire. Hell, it could be the new CRACK of all time. People will no longer have to get HIGH, they will be HIGH on LOVE!!! And why NOT? Entire religions have been based on LESS ideals. And, where others have failed to show humanity how to LOVE oneself, I will succeed!!! This is the DISCOVERY of a lifetime...
It is my hope to bring the knowledge and understanding of this impenetrable force of HAPPINESS to the mundane, the mere layman, the average joe, if you will. This dream cannot be achieved without its casualties and that is a burden I am prepared to carry on these sholders alone!!! There will be no stone unturned in the persuit of this goal to bring SELF-Esteem, SELF-Worth and SELF-LOVE, to every man, woman, and child on the face of the earth!!!
Can't you see??? It all begins here, with YOU!!! YOU can be the first to understand its POWER!!!
*Excerpts of a Torchered Soul *
Music:
Depends on my mood... But all types can get me there!!!
Did you know? The words "PIMP DADDY" were derived from the root "Snoop Dog" originating in Compton. Thats right, Beeyatchhh... Look it up... I dare you!!!
Movies:
I LOVE THEM... ALL!!!
I even watch really bad Horror and Foreign films where you have to READ!!!
Television:
Some... But mostly as background noise!!!
The Office makes me laugh but I have school on Thursday Nights... Can someone please tape this show for me???
Books:
DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH BOOKS!!!
Will Foreign films satisfy as a legitimate substitute???
Heroes:
My Mom and Dad! 45 years and still in love.
I am told people on death row suffer less time!!!