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About Me

PLEASE introduce your self before sending me a freind request. I don't like accepting from people who will never e-mail me, NEVER comment to my blogs, or yell at me when I say "hello." If you work for a industry that sells male enhancement drugs or mail order brides please do not contact me. Seriously, I don't need any of that.My profile was hacked, it will take me a while to get everything back together so bare with me. Unfortunately all my subscriptions were deleted so please e-mail so I will remember to re-subscribe to your blog.I want to be a writer one day so I write blogs, short stories, and I write about things that interest me. Sometimes I get discourage, but then I see the made for TV movies they have on Life Time and the Scifi channel and I think, "If someone paid a writer to come up with this kind of crap their is hope for me as long as my worst idea is still better then their best."I know my spelling is pretty bad so you don't need to point it out. I beleive as long as my grammer is okay, my characters are well developed, and my plot is beleivable I'll be okay. My blogs are NOT a representation of what I will be sending out into the world unless otherwise noted.Get Your Own Voice Player Manage
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My Interests

I like comic books, novels, music, philosophy, and writing. I like conversation and listening to people tell stories about their lives. I also like telling just as much.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a tale to tell who would like tell it.

Music:

If you hear something you like send it my way. :)The Killers, Nine Inch Nails, Gorrilaz, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Beethoven, Motzart, Outkast, Eminem, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Korn, & Korni (russian I think) Dave Matthews Band(SHUT UP! THERE GOOD!) Rob Zombie, Natasha Bedingfield, Gorilaz, Limp Bizkit, Breaking Banjamin Faithless, Chen Lin, Coldplay, Bonnie Park, (Your Still reading these?) Evanesence, Utada Hikaru, Keane, Marilyn Manson, Shakira, The White Stripes, The Cranberries, James Blunt, Guns N' Roses, Mai Yamane, Foo Fighters, Papa Roach,ANYTHING FROM THE COWBOY BEBOP SOUND TRACK!!!

Movies:

Star Wars Epsiode 4,5 & 6, Kill Bill Volume 1 & 2, The God Father, Casablanca, Some Like it Hot, Mother India, The FIRST Matrix, Trekies, Fried Green Tomatoes, Lord of The Rings trilogy, Sky Captain and The World of Tommorow, Cowboy Bebop The Movie, and anything with Big Bird, Kermit, or Snuffelupigus.

Television:

House, Law and Order, The History Channel (when it's not the Nazi Channel), Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Animal Planet(when its not pet planet), Boondocks, Transfromers, GI Joe, The Discovery Channel (when it's not motorcycles or other annoying crap I don't care about). Hamlet and anything else by Shakespeare pretty much. *sigh* Alot of people will put Shakespeare's plays in the book section, but the kind of entertainment he was selling them as those days would be the equivelent of a made for T.V. movie in modern times. Think about it.

Books:

The Secret Garden, The God Particle, Little House in Big Woods, Little House On The Prarie,Batman, DC Comics Guide to Writing Comics, New X-Men, Gambit, Cable and Deadpool, At The Mercy of Strangers, Pharaohs Gold, and that is all I can think of for now

Heroes:

Anyone who every said something great and those willing to stand up to those who would do wrong.

My Blog

I was gonna do a half assed blog.....

NO MORE TEACHERS NO MORE BOOKS NO MORE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS!!!! Okay for starters some of you miss this guy: Well, for those of you who don't know you can find him here http://www.willentrekin.com/ ...
Posted by Helen The Amusing Muse on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:34:00 PST

Charlton Heston died last night

When I was a kid I saw Ben Hur and it was the first movie I ever saw chariot racing in. By far a good choice as far as chariot races go. He’s done other films but ...
Posted by Helen The Amusing Muse on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:17:00 PST

So the world ended and we’re on a island... with Mr. Potato Head

Okay, so Kinky Banana was wrong. The Apocalipse did come. It was not silly at all. Unfortunatley I was right and It was because Hillary Clinton was voted in as president ...
Posted by Helen The Amusing Muse on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:45:00 PST

In case of Apocalipse please hit the green button. Thank you.

According to the Mayan Calender the world will end on December 21, 2012. According to the I Ching the world will end on December 21, 2012. Seperate continents, same date. I'll let you google at your o...
Posted by Helen The Amusing Muse on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:26:00 PST

What am I doing?

I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no clue where my life is going but I don't like it. I have seriously considered commiting my self to a insane asylum and I probably would except for the fac...
Posted by Helen The Amusing Muse on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:18:00 PST

How I Spent My New Years Eve or How I Got Hot Wax On My...

I went to work and my new assistent manager is anal about the way things should be done in such a way that is the opposite of productive. I came home later then I thought. Fireworks, that we bought la...
Posted by Helen The Amusing Muse on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:23:00 PST

Its the end!

hopefull lyricsYou don't have to do everything here, but you should at least try it before you knock it. It's close to the end of the year and we all have our happy memmories and sad ones. Regrets and...
Posted by Helen The Amusing Muse on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:56:00 PST

Happy Hangover!

It would be rather bold of me to assume you were all wondering what I was up to so I won't. To recap this year: I won a literary award for $300. It all went into savings and all my savings went i...
Posted by Helen The Amusing Muse on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:32:00 PST