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About Me

Hello. I'm Chronomochron, or Chrono for short. My glass is half full. I am a bean counter, writer, dreamer, player of fine guitars and generally a nice bloke. Why do I know that? My imaginary friend told me. There is no better recommendation, is there?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus (the ultimate dude), Eddie Van Halen (ultimate guitar dude), Dave Lee Roth (ultimate entertainer), Rik Mayall and Ade Edmonson (soooo instrumental to my upbringing), William Shatner (The Shat), Dylan Moran (soo nearly did this year), Barry and Paul Chuckle (to me, to you etc), David Hasslehoff (The Hoff), Bender from Futurama (yeah, yeah, he's a cartoon).

My Blog

Runner...

Well, it's time I did a runner for a couple o' weeks. Nothing personal, it's just I hear a leprechaun clutching a cold Guinness calling. Be prepared for a massive blog upon my return. Tally ho peeps. ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 22:40:00 GMT

The Force is strong in this one...

Good morning/afternoon/evening (delete as applicable) dear readers. I hope you are having a rather splendid morning/afternoon/evening (delete as& this is getting a little tedious now isn't it?). It wo...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:56:00 GMT

PS3

Hello Only a short one you'll be pleased to note - I'm currently very busy trying to talk a very large sum of money out of the bank to fund my unbelievably lavish lifestyle. Mean time, the P...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 23:26:00 GMT

Festive Greetings - Notes from a small market town.

Seasons Greetings!   I would like to draw your attention to just about the worst Christmas lights you have ever seen. No, I mean EVER in the history of the world! Even worse than before Christ wa...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 00:08:00 GMT

Life! Mostly up, sort of down.

Just a quick note to all my lovely electronic (and human contact) friends. I'm a little bit pre-occupied at the moment. The missus did her back in some time ago and at last following a lengt...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:02:00 GMT

More costly than a Class A drug habit...

According to the BBC and other notable sources: "The cost of bringing up a child from birth to their 21st birthday has jumped to £180,137, a study suggests. In the last year alone, the cost of raisin...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:45:00 GMT

Now there's gratitude...

My brother (half brother for the completeists amongst you) has just run the New York Marathon. Why? He thought it'd be a bit of a laugh. To protect his anonymity, lets call my brother Rodeus. Any...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:19:00 GMT

Why Halloween sucks!

Right. I have 10 minutes to write a blog straight into the computer. No editting, no review, just straight off my head. Kind of like a Flash challenge (for all you writer types out there). Here goes. ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:32:00 GMT

Birthday hurrahs!

So&.   Yep, it's my birthday today. I'm 36, which rather alarmingly means I am now closer to 70 than I am to birth. A BIG thank you to all of my friends who have left a birthday greeting. I love ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:22:00 GMT

Warning - the following link is too Hoff to handle!

I know - it's a pretty low blow. It has been done to death, but somehow the passion still remains... Whilst my new blog (Chrono's heroes and viilains) is being extruded from an orifice somewhere ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:48:00 GMT