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About Me

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--- BASIC STUFF ---
Name: Tony
Birthday: 8 Oct 1958
Birthplace: Pottsvillele, PA
Current Location: Pottsville, Pee Aaay.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Ummm ... Brown ? what's left of it ha ha
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Not from this planet
The Shoes You Wore Today: Hmmm .. Black or Brown
Your Weakness: A woman's smile
Your Fear That even after I die, no one there will know me either
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal I Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn Karate and Guitar
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol wtf
Thoughts First Waking Up: Still stuck here :(
Your Best Physical Feature: I believe - my thumbs
Your Bedtime: Anytime
Your Most Missed Memory: I've erased everyhing
Pepsi or Coke: Tonic
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Single - I don't share
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rocky Road
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee - Hot & Black
Do you Smoke: Did, Quit
Do you Swear: At myself
Do you Sing: Not well - but I'm gonna change that
Do you Shower Daily: At least
Have you Been in Love: Yes .. long ago and far away
Do you want to go to College: Bin theR Dun ThAt - Kan U Tel ?
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you believe in yourself: I don't have any choice
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah - but I get competitive when other cars pass me
Do you think you are Attractive: No - I'm back to a frog again :(
Are you a Health Freak: Neither
Do you get along with your Parents: Did - they're dead long time :(
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I'm inside
Do you play an Instrument: Did .. Sax and Piano, now I'm gonna learn Guitar - I wanna be a rokstar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: That's entirely possible
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Of Course
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ewww - I don't eat bait
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Duh
Ever been called a Tease: Who Me?
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: I already died, and this is my Hell
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not gonna grow up - I like my 2nd childhood ;-]
What country would you most like to Visit: Paris, France
Number of Drugs I have taken: I plead the 5th, at 4:20
Number of CDs I own: No idea - I download now
Number of Piercings: None voluntary, couple from youthful misadventures though
Number of Tattoos: One on the arm (My motto: Tempus Fugit / Carpe Diem )
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None - at the time it was what i wanted to do
In a Woman ...
Eyes: Oh Yah - I love Eyes
Hair: Hair's great - I like to inhale its fragrance
Short or Long Hair: A good handful is perfect
Height: So I can gaze straight into her eyes
Weight: Slim/Slender/Athletic
Favorite Apparel: Casual

My Blog

Interesting facts

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-ye...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:13:00 GMT

Sex Quotes - thx Jolie

1..  "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen2. "There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."  Denis Leary3. "...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:10:00 GMT

Answers

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ? A: It's Braille for ' suck here. ' Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but ' down under.. ' Q: WHAT DO Y...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:46:00 GMT

More Blondes - thx Tracy

Three womenare about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's ablonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asksif she has any last requests. She says no and th...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:10:00 GMT

Amazingly simple home remedies -- thx topless ruby

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. Forhigh blood pre...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:35:00 GMT

A tale of 3 wives - thx rocketblock

Threemen from Texas were sitting together one day bragging about how theyhad given their new wives duties. All of the women were hearty stockfrom the upper mid-west. The first man had married a woman...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:30:00 GMT

More Punz

26. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. 27. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. 28. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. 29. Practice safe eating - always use condimen...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:36:00 GMT

Disorder in the courts

Theseare from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts" and are thingspeople actually said in court, word for word, taken down and nowpublished by court reporters that had the torment of stayin...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:19:00 GMT

Who woulda thunk it - thx Barbara

In South Los Angeles, a 4 plex was destroyed by a fire.   A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all ill...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:10:00 GMT

Words of wisdom

A penny saved is a government oversight. Thereal art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at theright time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the temptingmoment. Theolder yo...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:08:00 GMT