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I'd like to meet:

.. Michael Jordon, Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Dario Argento, George Romero~(I Just Met Him @ Texas Frightmare Weekend 6/23/07.~I Can Die A Happy Man Now!!!...), Lucio Fulci, Toby Hooper, Wes Craven, Clive Barker, Eli Roth, Tom Savini~(Yep, I Met Him Too!~Fucking Effects Guru!~I'm Not Worthy!!!...), Linnea Quigley~(Ok, By Now You Can Probably Guess That I Met Her Too!~She Said I Smelled Really Good!!!...), Mimi Kincaid, Jeffrey Combs~(Awesome Guy & Really Nice.~Re-Animator Baby!!!!...), Mario Bava, Danielle Harris~(What A Sweetie & A Hottie!!!...), Sid Haig~(Fucking Awesome Guy!~He Wrote Happy Fuckin Birthday On My Devil's Rejects DVD.~I Couldn't Ask For Anything Better Than That!!!...), Bill Moseley~(Kool As Shit & Really Funny!!!...), Tom Atkins~A Real Down To Earth Guy!~Detective Cameron, Thrill Me!!!...) & Julie Strain... .. What kind of Zombie are you?
You are an Evil Dead Zombie. The spirits of the dead took over your body in a lonely cabin, and now it's your job to kick some Ash ass. Sadly, while you'll succeed in beating the bejeezus out of Ash repeatedly, he will ultimately wipe you from existence. You can only be killed by bodily dismemberment.
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