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Hef

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About Me

OMG, a profile update....
I'm Allan. Some jakies I know call me Hef. Hef was born on a day famous in Livi as The Skateparty, a day of drinking, skating and H on Ds all around.
I play guitar. I play guitar a lot. I think I play guitar more than I do anything else, which is really something since I'm fairly terrible at it.
For the last two or three years I've been working on this brainchild with some nutters from around West Lothian and more recently beyond... We call it TEHBANDXORSLOLZ!"!!1!!ONE!, but you can call it "Massacre on the Fjords"
I work for teensy weensie sound and lighting hire company in Whitburn as a sound engineer. It's ok, I don't get much work but when I do it's well paid and I manage to get by ok. Sometimes I work for a local team of folk who organise gigs at this club called "Livi Nitespot" as an engineer with my good great good good friend Stu Tyrant. It's gid fun seeing bands and making loud noises there.
I like computers. If you have a computer, give it to me. Same applies to guitars and pretty much anything else that makes a noise or is electrical.
Yes, I am boring.

My Interests

choons, sounds, stuff that goes BOOOM, fire, electronics, titties and beer.

I'd like to meet:

yer ma.

Music:

The Collection consists of but is not limited to...

Adagio
Akashic
Alkemyst
AC/DC
Amon Amarth
Andrew WK
Anthrax
Arch Enemy
ARK
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Battlelore
Beastie Boys
Ben Folds
Ben Folds Five
Biffy Clyro
Black Label Society
Blind Guardian
Boston
Bride Adorned
Burden of Grief
Caliban
Children of Bodom
Coheed & Cambria
Dave Matthews Band
Death
Devin Townsend Band
Dream Theater
Edguy
Evergrey
Faith No More
Fleetwood Mac
Genesis
Goldie Lookin' Chain
Hevein
Holymarsh
In Flames
Insomnium
Iron Maiden
Jackie Treehorn
Joe Satriani
John Coltrane
Killswitch Engage
Liquid Tension Experiment
Manipulated Slaves
Manticora
Mastodon
Megadeth
Mercenary
Metallica
Nevermore
Obscurant
Opeth
Ozric Tentacles
Pagan's Mind
Pantera
Pearl Jam
Pink Floyd
Primus
Raunchy
Rhapsody
Richard Andersson
Rush
Scar Symmetry
Seether
Shadows Fall
Sibelius
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Soilwork
Sonata Arctica
Spacial Entrepreneurs
Stepdads
Still Remains
Stone Sour
Strapping Young Lad
Symphony X
Synergy
Tabasco Fiasco
The Black Crowes
The Expendible Penguins of War
The Haunted
The Joshua 4
Thunderstone
Time Requiem
Trivium
Tyrant
Van Halen
Vanden Plas
Vespers Descent
Vision Divine
Volcano
Waltari
Yes
Yyrkoon

Movies:

tons and tons...

Television:


Stargate SG-1
Stargate Atlantis
Lost
BBC News 24 (It's all that's on at 4:30am when I can't sleep...)