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Im a cook. Often judgmentally drunkard. WHisky n lemonade. Bourbon n ginger ale. Psilocybentically empathetically pathetically sympathetic, systematically reasoned, and goofed up on goofballs but most...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:41:00 GMT |
Medication |
Over the past couple of days ive been on a course of antibiotics and codeine for a throat bug. The latter medication gives a lethargic dozey effect which i am coming to appreciate, i look forward to t...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 16:11:00 GMT |
Bellyache |
Me gotta bellyache, dodgy steak methinks, christ ma bellies goin ti pop.....perhaps it was the irn bru n cheeseburger...wasnae the banana...the quiche didnae help....but the asda brand biscuit probabl...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 18:33:00 GMT |
" ALISTAIR AND THE NEVER ENDING WONDERLAND BEFORE OZ" |
The other day i went down to Miss tupperthwaites shop to buy some stamps when all of a sudden a man dressed in rags stumbled out in front of me just as i was crossing the drawbridge at dressilrig...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 16:38:00 GMT |
me arm.... |
The past couple of days ive been waking up with a dead arm, its totally numb and doesnt move. I have to use my other arm to shake it around till the blood gets movin in it and i can move it. Which mak...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:59:00 GMT |
Council bribe for a mischevious charlatan...ramble numero 1. |
I got the bus today and the driver stopped and and got out and hud a cigarette, is that normal, i was expecting to get driven directly to where i wanted to go, if i knew we 'd be stopping for a fag br...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:06:00 GMT |
