Honey2800

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I'm 36 and happily single. I am NOT looking for a relationship, nor do I desire to have Cybersex with anyone. So if that is what you are looking for don't bother. I love cemeteries, art, music, Alan Rickman, Nikki Sixx, Kristy Majors, Tattoos, Motorcycles, the internet, goth dudes. I have a morbid, slightly twisted sense of humor. I laugh at inoportune times and can be painfully shy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Honey2800/ Zara Slytherin...I have more but I'm not tellin'
Birthday: 2/23/72
Birthplace: The Devil's Beehive.
Current Location: Prowling my dungeon.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: That all depends on my mood. :P
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm a righty
Your Heritage: German, English, American Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tennis shoes (Trainers for those of you in England.)
Your Weakness: Alan Rickman's Voice...Or Severus Snape's eyes. Kristy Major's eyes. Any part of Nikki Sixx...but his thighs make me drool.
Your Fears: Bugs....I hate them!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything but Pineapple.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to capture Severus Snape and do perverse things to him. :)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Net speak in general
Thoughts First Waking Up: Awwww Poop on a stick! I'm still here in this realm??
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes or my boobs.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I damn well feel like it!
Your Most Missed Memory: Of all the things in life I've lost I miss my mind the most.
Pepsi or Coke: Big Red
MacDonalds or Burger King: Shalimar Indian Restaurant
Single or Group Dates: What's a date?????
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Indian Chai
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint Chocolate Chip
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both please!
Do you Smoke: Yep...an occasional cigar.
Do you Swear: Awww Hell Yeah Beeeatch!!
Do you Sing: I would like to think I can.
Do you Shower Daily: Why??? What I smell isn't comming from me...just don't look in the trunk of my car. :)
Have you Been in Love: I thought I was in love once, turns out it was gas.
Do you want to go to College: I would prefer to go to a goth club.
Do you want to get Married: NO, Why you offering??? ;)
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I will have another cigar...and I believe in Severus Snape.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Please stop the world I need to get off!
Do you think you are Attractive: I might be dead but I'm sexy Beeatch!!!
Are you a Health Freak: Does just being a freak in general count?
Do you get along with your Parents: The one that is living yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Awwww hell yes bring it on!!! I'll go to sleep!
Do you play an Instrument: I play the meat Flute and the booty bongos.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep I smoked a Happy Hour Pina Colada flavored little cigar.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: None that you can prove! *giggle*
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope, But I love Hot Topic and Spencers!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No....Why would I eat the box? The cookies taste better.*giggle, I said eat box!*
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Um....no, And you can't prove anything. Unless you have pictures... *eeek!*
In the past month have you been Dumped: No...but I've taken a dump.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, it's getting too cold now.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No...I wasn't there and you didn't see me!
Ever been Drunk: Yep, I've been so drunk I couldn't walk! .:)
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah once.
How do you want to Die: In the underworld in a swirling vortex of Insanity.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up! AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DAMNIT!!
What country would you most like to Visit: England....Alan Rickman hunting, the noble sport!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Eyes like Nikki Sixx, Kristy Majors or Dani Filth. Or inky black like Severus Snape! o.O
Favourite Hair Color: Black, Nikki Sixx and Snape both have black hair...Yay! But it really depends on the guy.
Short or Long Hair: Either but please no mullets.
Height: My height or taller.
Weight: proprtionate
Best Clothing Style: Goth or anything Nikki Wears!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Um...none that you can prove.
Number of CDs I own: Tons.
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 2 and would like more!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too damn many!!!
The Honey2800 survey...You know you wanna take it!
Do you have a nickname? Honey
Do you have a special name for your "Private Parts"? My pootie, the kitty.
Do you like to wander in cemeteries? Yes whenever I can.
Have you ever had a amorous encounter in a cemertery? No but I would like to.
Fruit loops or Cap n' Crunch? Count Chocula!!! BLAH!!!
Thigh high stockings or pantyhose? On me or on a guy???
Do clowns scare you? Can't sleep clowns will eat me!!!!
Have you ever wet yourself? Yes...that's a looooong story.
Have you ever woken up without your shirt? Yes....see above answer.
Have you ever woken up wearing someone elses underpants? You can't proove anything...there weren't any pictures.
Have you ever woken up wearing someone elses underpants...on you head??? Um....what's that smell?? o.O
Would you laugh at a funeral? Eeeek! Someone fell into the grave! Hahahahaha!!!
Would you laugh if someone fell down, knowing they were not hurt? Yes, I'm laughing now just thinking about it.
Would you laugh if somone fell down and got hurt? That depends on what they were doing before they got hurt...
Do you cringe when you see a guy get whacked in the nuts? Yes, I don't even have them and they hurt.
Do you want another drink? Sure why not?
Would you like to touch my monkey? *Giggle!!* Hey when did YOU get a pet Monkey!?
What is your Quest? To find my mind... I lost it somewhere.
Have you read the Harry Potter books? Yes...repeatedly. I have the Hots for Snape!
If you could be any mythological animal what would you be? A Naga, Basilsk or a Manticore.
Why are you taking this test??? Because I created it and Damn well feel like it!!
Was it good for you? Of course...it always is!