MASKT MELVIN

I'm a super hero with no real super powers, unless you count dumb luck. I've had a couple of brief sideswipes with success, but lately my gigs have been reduced to birthday parties and mall openings. All I need is one high profile successful case and I know I'd be back riding the ol'crimefighting gravytrain. My faithful assistant, Roselli the boy wonder attorney is trying to put together a movie deal based on my past exploits and I've even started corresponding to the guy who is suppose to be working on the screenplay. His working title is, "The Maskt Melvin: Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture (I Hope)". I got a bad feeling about this.