Baguettes and their hideous happening's! Gastronomical offences, Women who cry for money, Park bench suffragettes, Walking sticks(vintage and modern, The cult of Lesbian, Punch and Geordie, Convincing Liars, Dennis Pottery, Transamicable bastards, The six o'clock shade, Love Fever, The cult of Shandy, Mediterranean Spices, Women who crave polish, Failiure for life, Conventional methods, Wigs that have memory,
CARRY BAG MAN--THE FALLFrom the album...THE FRENZ EXPERIMENT.I'm in love with the Carrier Bag Man I love the Carrier Bag Man X2 Carrier bags strewn all around the room Ah, the Carrier Bag Man-- I am him Coz I am the Carrier Bag Man -- I am the carrier bag manI've no time to sit comfortable down But I still need armchairs round my home To put carrier bags onI am the Carrier Bag Man Carry a bag man!I don't make waves, I hide bags in graves No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways Please all you onlookers understand So make gangway for Carrier Bag ManI am Carrier Bag Man[megaphone rant]When in town I keep head down Kneel on the croft when the mariah comes round Fat-assed workmen, I scurry around There's few good places to hide bags behindCoz I am Carrier Bag Man. Carry a bag man!