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Shrapnel

About Me

I'm Shrapnel. I wear a brown paper bag on my head. I am a moderator of www.newgrounds.com 's message board.---
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shrapnel
Birthday: Sometime in the past.
Birthplace: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Current Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Eye Color: Bag
Hair Color: Bag
Height: 5'9" without shoes
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Grocery store bag factory
The Shoes You Wore Today: Barefoot
Your Weakness: Multiple personality disorder
Your Fears: Stupid people in control - oh wait too late
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything that has 4 layers so you need a knife and fork to eat it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Grow a bigger bag
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hi
Thoughts First Waking Up: Kill me
Your Best Physical Feature: The bag
Your Bedtime: On average 0200
Your Most Missed Memory: How can I remember if I missed it? Poorly phrased jackass.
Pepsi or Coke: Poo.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King. Fuck, it's McDonald's. Who writes this shit? A 15 year old?
Single or Group Dates: It depends.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Holy fuck you are wasting my time.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry you choice Nazi.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither shit brains. I don't drink tea either.
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: What the fuck do you think?
Do you Sing: I should come over there and kick your fucking ass.
Do you Shower Daily: When I'm allowed to.
Have you Been in Love: WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME.. DON'T HURT ME.. NO MORE.
Do you want to go to College: Been there and still going. And I'm going to a University.
Do you want to get Married: HESH WANTS SEX
Do you belive in yourself: It's do you BELIEVE in yourself. Fuck, if I wasn't so desperate to get some sort of MySpace profile I would've given up on this shit by now.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends.
Do you think you are Attractive: To small metallic objects.
Are you a Health Freak: Are you a freak? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE CALLED A FREAK?
Do you get along with your Parents: No.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Sure.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes- where the fuck do you live? In the forest?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I took a dump.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes- again- this puts your age to 12.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Blaze of glory.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me.
What country would you most like to Visit: The moon.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Has eyes.
Favourite Hair Color: Has hair
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: Has height.
Weight: Light enough that I can still toss across the living room.
Best Clothing Style: SUPER LUCKY WASHU- shit dude your fucking survey sucks
Number of Drugs I have taken: I know you imply 'illegal' drugs but really, you sound like you're taking a medical history.
Number of CDs I own: Who are you?
Number of Piercings: Where do you live?
Number of Tattoos: I am coming over right now to kick your fucking ass.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Doing your stupid survey- no wait- fucking your mother.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

I like interesting things.

I'd like to meet:


Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.Orderliness results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.trait snapshot: changeable, in the middle, suspicious, somewhat traditional, dislikes chaos, down to earth, group oriented, practical... you scored in the middle on the overall factors of this test.

Music:

Pretty much anything. Try me.

Movies:

Movies that don't suck.

Television:

This and that.

Books:

Only when I have time to read something other than medical textbooks.....

Heroes:

I wish I had one.

My Blog

How Will I Know

Dear Lord, they play this song here ALL THE TIME in New York.Music video - "How Will I Know" performed by Whitney HoustonGO GO ELECTRIC DANCE NUMBERWhat's sad is that I'm singing along to it now....
Posted by Shrapnel on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:23:00 PST

Some fancy smancy place.

Was at some place called Fizz last night. I only got in because the person who invited us there knew the one hosting the party that night.When I got to the front door and asked for (name of bouncer) b...
Posted by Shrapnel on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST

Saddam

Saddam getting hangedIn other news, New York has been interesting. Good to visit family.
Posted by Shrapnel on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST

Leaving on Sunday

Packing to leave for 3 months.I am horrible at organizing all this shit.. gotta have my Visa stuff all sorted etc etc etc.My apartment is a mess because I've left everything to do later.... at least n...
Posted by Shrapnel on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:29:00 PST

Brothel for lease

http://www.domain.com.au/Public/PropertyDetails.aspx?adid=20 050118052 LEVEL BUILDING.$7800 RENT PER MONTH.LONG LEASE TILL 2008.2 CAR SPACE GREAT INVESTMENT 2 LEVEL BUILDING, CURENT USE LICENCED BROTH...
Posted by Shrapnel on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:19:00 PST

Quad band??

Quad band phone?Fuck.FUCK.I need a quad band phone.Fuck you.
Posted by Shrapnel on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST

Why Newtown can make you cringe.

Old man with his g-string sticking out of his pants.*shudder*For the love of God, get a belt you hippie... I do not need to see your ass crack... seeing half of your ass is already too much....
Posted by Shrapnel on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST

You reap what you sow.

Nothing rings truer to me now than this phrase.'Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.' Galatians vi apparently.I sit and wonder what else I could've done differently during the past 3 year...
Posted by Shrapnel on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:01:00 PST

Dell Fan Cleaning

http://support.dell.com/support/edocs/systems/ins5100/en/sm/ thermal.htmI'm going to clean out my fan sometime.... I believe it's completely clogged with dust....
Posted by Shrapnel on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

If you need help, yell.

I was at Paddy's Market buying a replacement wallet because my old one is wrecked after 3 years of usage... :(Anyways, after I bought my wallet I was walking away from my stand. I saw this girl run by...
Posted by Shrapnel on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:52:00 PST