I'd like to meet:
Music:
Off the top of my head... Ozzy, Megadeth, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Arch Enemy, Lordi, System of a Down, Dream Theater, Dethklok, etc.
Movies:
Zombie Movies, Batman, The Crow, Spinal Tap, Back to the Future, Star Wars, etc etc
Television:
Futurama, Family Guy, Lost, Look around you, anything genuinely funny.
Books:
Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy, Molvania, Zombie survival Guide, The Punisher, The Walking Dead, Y - The last man, Invincible.
Heroes:
Ozzy, Zakk Wylde, John Petrucci, Dave Mustaine.