I was born and raised in the woods of Cle Elum, right on the yakima river. i like to hang out side windows and peek in on people (dont laugh at my one lil eye) I'm about 2ft tall. i have a lovely shade of brown.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paper Bag dude
Birthplace: Cle Elum washington
Current Location: where ever the wind takes me
Eye Color: see through
Hair Color: bald who needs hair?
Height: 2ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: none
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: i dont have feet i get around on my broom
Your Weakness: freshly made lunch bags
Your Fears: lighters, matches, and fire, and rain or water
Your Perfect Pizza: the box
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to learn how to do a cartweel
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont have it
Thoughts First Waking Up: i dont go to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes dont be jelous
Your Bedtime: i dont sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: meeting these girls in cle elum
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: i love the mcdonalds bags very hott
Single or Group Dates: both!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate i like brown
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: oh yeh after sex
Do you Swear: oh fuck no
Do you Sing: im more of a hummer type
Do you Shower Daily: oh hell no there would be nothing left of me!!
Have you Been in Love: many times
Do you want to go to College: already went
Do you want to get Married: no im divorced never again gettin married
Do you belive in yourself: oh yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when it gets really windy
Do you think you are Attractive: mi sexy self is hott
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: they died in the recycle truck
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell no gotta run from the rain and lightning
Do you play an Instrument: uh no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes before sex
In the past month have you Smoked: yes after sex
In the past month have you been on Drugs: uh yeah to get me through sex
In the past month have you gone on a Date: oh yeah i be pimpin them bags
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah all my friends live at the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no they are gross
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: im not a public display person more of behind the scenes guy
In the past month have you been Dumped: u mean like in a garbage can?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: HELL NO i wouldnt be alivE!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: every girl i meet
Ever been Drunk: yeah before sex i already told you
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: a punching bag got a hold of me once
Ever Shoplifted: yeah i can carry alot
How do you want to Die: i'll never die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: sexier
What country would you most like to Visit: i would like to visit harlem
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i like them all
Favourite Hair Color: like them all
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: its ALL good
Weight: not too heavy i dont wanna be squished
Best Clothing Style: clothes?? who needs clothes?
Number of Drugs I have taken: before or after rehab?
Number of CDs I own: none i told u i dont have ears
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: i have a sexy recycle logo on my head
Number of things in my Past I Regret: umm 2
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