dear crazy woman |
Dear Crazy Woman
I am honored that you chose my ad for a mini fridge out of all the ads you could have chosen. It makes me feel good that my mini fridge will be supplying you with the ice cold beverag...
Posted by kid on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST |
I can't believe it's over |
Dear Connie,
I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. ...
Posted by kid on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:51:00 PST |
The Chili Contest |
This isn't one of my blogs. This was sent to me and I laugh every time I read it. So I thought I would share it with you
The Chili Contest
My name is Frank and recently I was honored to be selec...
Posted by kid on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST |
damn you |
Hey there, scratchie guy. Funny seeing you again. Seems like every time I stop at my local Newsagent you are at the counter redeeming your winning scratchies. What's that? You won $5 with that batch? ...
Posted by kid on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:45:00 PST |
To the morons I encounter everyday |
To the morons I encounter everyday- 1. To the old lady in line in front of me at Target who smells like cat piss: Please don't pay for $25 worth of shit with a bag of change to only find out you're $2...
Posted by kid on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST |
Where did she go? |
Last Friday, I finished work and instead of going straight home I decided to go partying with my mates. I didn't get home until Saturday afternoon, wow big weekend.
When I walked in the front do...
Posted by kid on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:44:00 PST |
Lessons I've learned |
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I've lea...
Posted by kid on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST |
Milk |
Milk comes from cows. And other mammals. But don't drink milk from other mammals, except from cats. Cat milk is sweet, delicious, low in calories and has a high fiber content. It's great for your dige...
Posted by kid on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST |
I hate clowns |
There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don't like these people. I am not clownophobic (or to be politically /scientifically correct, coulrophobic). I do not fear clowns. Re...
Posted by kid on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST |
Super Glue |
Gawd, I hate super glue. I always manage to drip some on me, It doesn't matter how careful I am not to get any on my fingers. when you get the hard glue film over your finger tips it is so annoying, e...
Posted by kid on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:00:00 PST |
