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The Green Gamer

It's not whether you win or lose... It's how you play the game!

About Me

Name: The Green Gamer
Secret* Identity: Gabriel Gentile, Graphic Designer/Voice-Over Artist
Super Powers: Derives powers from Magical Items; The Dice-Bag of Wisdom, The Trading-Card of Courage, The Controller of Virtue
Vulnerability: Lost instructions for Controller of Virtue, Loses powers if he cheats
Fighting For: Goodwill between gamers and non-gamers, To prove that imagination is the greatest super power of all
Catch Phrase: "Hoody-Hoo!"
*(Yeah, right, who's NOT gonna recognize a 285 pound guy with mutton chops and a goatee?)

My Interests

Protecting the Innocent
Upholding Truth and Justice
Role-Playing Games
Video Games
Board Games
Card Games
Cartoons
Voice-Acting
Comic Books
Professional Wrestling

More to come...

I'd like to meet:

Stan Lee
John Kricfalusi
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Mark Hamill
George Carlin
Mel Brooks
Robin Williams
Penn & Teller

More to come...

Music:

"Weird Al" Yankovic
Meat Loaf
The great Luke Ski
Worm Quartet
John Williams
Danny Elfman
Pink Floyd
The Beatles
The Rolling Stones
Elton John
Green Day
Queen
The Who

More to come...

Movies:

Young Frankenstein
Psycho
Fritz Lang's "M"
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
The Secret of N.I.M.H.
The Lion King
The Incredibles
Batman Begins
Star Wars

More to come...

Television:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Dr. Who
Who Wants To Be A Super Hero?
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report

More to come...

Books:

The Jungle Books
Harry Potter

More to come...

Heroes:

Mohandas Ghandi
Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Albert Einstein
Jim Henson
Chuck Jones
Bob Clampett
Mel Blanc
Brother Theodore
The Three Stooges
Groucho Marx
Jack Benny

More to come...

My Blog

Jerry Falwell: August 11, 1933  May 15, 2007

May history remember him for what he was.
Posted by The Green Gamer on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:51:00 PST

The Song of My Life

..> It's not that easy being green;Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold...or something much more colorful like that.It's not e...
Posted by The Green Gamer on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST

It's NOT our fault!

To my Fellow Gamers,No doubt you have all heard of the tragic event which took place at the Virginia Technical Institute. I hope, first of all, that you'll all join me when I say that my thoughts and ...
Posted by The Green Gamer on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:00:00 PST

I've been FRAMED!

As in picture-framed.Go check out the ever-awesome Reverend Tom Fury's far-out rendition of yours truly!http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=v iewImage&friendID=10102625&albumID=0&image...
Posted by The Green Gamer on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:31:00 PST

Looks like I didn't make it...

It's March 12th.I have not recieved an e-mail. I have not recieved a phone-call. I have not even seen my audition video posted on the web-page.I will not be on "Who Wants To Be A superhero?".I spent g...
Posted by The Green Gamer on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:52:00 PST

Caught On Tape

And boy, am I GUILTY!http://youtube.com/watch?v=1A2apIybYH8
Posted by The Green Gamer on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST

The ten-layer cake meme

LAYER ONE: Spell your name with bands/artist-- Genesis -- ABBA -- Bonn Scott -- EaglesLAYER TWO:-- Birth date: 12/07/76-- Nicknames: Gabe, Greeble, Lumpy-- Eye Color: Brown-- Hair Color: Brown.-- ...
Posted by The Green Gamer on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:17:00 PST

My Health

Okay, it's hardly a secret. I'm overweight. Do I want to lose weight? Of course! After all, I do want meet a nice girl to fall in love with, and being a fat slobbo like me is hardly conducive (Is ...
Posted by The Green Gamer on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:56:00 PST

"Rollin' Dice and Takin' Names"

TITLE: "Rollin' Dice and Takin Names"AUTHOR: Gabriel GentileSTYLE: C&WThe suns a-risin' in the EastAs I wake up from my bedI throw off my "Star Wars" blanketShakin' cobwebs from my headBut before I ta...
Posted by The Green Gamer on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST

Hitler... Eating... a watermelon!

Ain't the internet somethin'?
Posted by The Green Gamer on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:51:00 PST