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SporkMan

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About Me

As you can clearly see, I'm a drop dead sexy Super Hero! I use Spork Arrows as my weapon against injustice and villainy, and often use my suave sexi-ocity to persuade some evil women to change their ways!

I fight alongside the heroes of the mighty Super League of Super Friends, stationed primarily in NY.

My Interests

Sporks, Ladies, Fighting Crime, Ladies, and Sporks.

I'd like to meet:

Villains so that I might defeat them.

Sexy Ladies so that I might seduce them.

Spork vendors so that I might obtain a more affordable source of arrowheads.