Laser Fart - ProfilesArchive

About Me

You give me the choice between responsibility and a bean burrito, I'll take the burrito every time.I use these lasers that come out of my butt to protect the innocent and punish the guilty. I am... Laser Fart.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

More people like the Professor. He's the only friend I've had that hasn't been killed because of, or by me... unless you count the gorilla but he's more of an unlikely ally. If you fit into one of those two categories, welcome aboard.

Movies:

Robocop, Spider-man 2, Superman, Star Wars

Television:

Star Trek

Books:

Hero With a Thousand Faces

Heroes:

Jesus

My Blog

Photo Credit

Most of these photos were taken by the Professor. He likes making cool things in his spare time. Check out his website called Sideshow Monkey....
Posted by Laser Fart on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 10:35:00 PST

In Case You Were Wondering

No, I'm not that guy everyone confuses me for. He's a big-time writer in Hollywood. I'm a lonely super hero. He's from an alternate timeline, living the life I would have had my girlfriend not b...
Posted by Laser Fart on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 10:22:00 PST