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You know, whatever catches my attention fer more than thirty seconds. Beautiful women are a definite interest. Especially if they happen to be nekkid. I am also interested in not getting hassled by the super-jerkwads and alien bastards of the world, that's for sure. I've had nuff of that shit to last me a friggin' lifetime! Back the effe off! If you're a super-jerkwad or alien bastard just know that I hate yer fuckin' gizzards
Hot young lady-things that wanna go and pick up some nachos, share a foty of Tecate and see where the night takes them. Government cheese is a natural aphrodisiac... (Oh, but since I live in my Mom's basement, we'll have to get nekkid in the back of my 1989 Nissan Sentra. I just put up a new air freshener, so that stale pizza smell is hardly noticable...)
This dude was hoggin' my press ALL FRIGGIN' DAY LONG!!!!
My friends can beat up yer friggin friends...
.....even with their underwear on the outside...
WWTBAS
Flaming Carrot
Fat Momma
Robot
Squeegeeman
Zen
Feedback
Ruby Rocket
Laser Fart
Damien Fuzzyface
Blanket of DOOM!
EXTREME GIRL!!!!!!
Trice
Man-Faye
Captain Schoolgirl
Blackbolt Johnson
Captain Obvious
Doktor DiscorD
SporkMan
First Black Rap Superhero
DOOMSDAY
Commander USA
KEG MAN
Chp *Green Lantern Squirrel*
View All of My Friends
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This ain't going be a short list. But, ultimately, I don't really care, as long as you can either A. dance to it or B. break shit to it. Here's a list of my favs from categories A and B:
Adicts (viva la revolution!), Rancid, Misfits, Checkers, Plastic Letters, The Aggrolites, Dead Machine Destroy, Your Mom, Simon Sayz, Swank Pickle, The Sex Pistols, The Pogues, The Ramones, some other bands that start with "The" , The Knives, The Killers, The Mystery Meatheads, Run DMC, Aerosmith, The Stones, The Spazmatics, The Spores, GWAR, Daft Punk, Blondie, Joan Jett, Iggy and The Stooges...ah I'm tired of writing....
Music I HATE:
JIMMY FUCKING BUFFET....If I had a bullet, I'd call that Margerita-drinkin' asshole and tell him to hide in a very dark hole in a very remote location!
Well, I'm a huge fan of all of Debbie's work. But I guess if i had to narrow it down, I like what she did to New York and Paris best. Brown Bunny was a huge disappointment, I needed more Scarlett Johnansen blow job action to really believe the plot and I didn't get it. Boo, Scarlett, Boo.
Do the Suicide Girls count as television, cause that is really all I watch...well, that and Baywatch reruns...
Barely Legal, Naked Clown Babes Unlimited, Cum Guzzling Hookers Monthly, DDs, Mad Magazine, Sluts, Sluts, Sluts!, Miss Dirty-Dirty's Underground Ladies, Bad Touch, Dirty Sanchez Weekly, Go Ahead and Pee On Her, Whore Island: The 1st and 2nd Annual, The Kama Sutra - pictorial version, The Kama Sutra For Dummies, Shorties With Back, Finger-Fucking Girlies From Philly, Bi-Sexual Babes on Vacation Part 3, 5,6 & 7...(part 8 is just too repetitive for me...) Space-Cunts, Party Bitches!, Chicks with Underarm Hair, Can't Stop the Fuck, Last Booty Call in Paris, Petite Girls with Toys, Asian Explosion!, White Bitches on Ice, Hustler, Danger Stranger, Funky Ho, National Geographic (...but only the ones with pictures of naked native chicks...), Fast Food Girls in the Nude, Don't Stop!, Screaming Soccer Moms Tied to Things, Spank!, Catcher in the Rear, Blow, anything with Betty Page in it or on it, In the Pink Magazine, Short Bus Girls, Suck It, Five Finger.
I also once accidentally read War and Peace and feel that such a morose dissertation on the silent, solitary suffering of the human spirit in a repressive and uncaring society is more relevant today than ever before...
Hugh Hefner. Ron Jeremy. Alex Trabeck.