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Chp *Captured by Pirates*

No peanut shall escape my sight!

About Me

I am a member of the Green Lantern Corps, an intergalactic peackeeping organization dedicated to preserving order and justice. Each Green Lantern is entrusted with a Green Lantern power ring, arguably the most powerful weapon in the universe. The ring's emerald energy allows the user to create hard light constructs of anything he or she can imagine. It also bestows the power of flight and interstellar travel, and acts as a small computer and scanning device.I was appointed to the Corps to defend my homeworld of H'lven against an invasion by the Crabster Army. After the invasion was repelled I served with the Corps, even though the Crisis on Infinite Earths erased my past from history. Patrolling Sector 1014, I guard my people from threats like Chick Fury and his Eagle Scouts, the evil B'gul Bears, the pirates of Berrith, and the sinister Doctor U'bx! This doesn't stop me from dropping by Earth and hanging out with my friends in the Justice League, the Avengers, and other superheroes.Rumors concerning my death in a traffic accident involving a yellow truck are highly exaggerated!

My Interests

A Green Lantern's work is never done! You're going down, Superboy-Prime! Me in action with the GL Corps, the JSA, the JLA, and just about everybody! See if you can spot me!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone in the order rodentia (leporidae are okay). Anyone in Intergalactic Law Enforcement. Anyone who works for Planters.

Music:


Alvin and the Chipmunks, Squirrel Nut Zipper, Chp Run Roadkill

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" .... The Teen Titans sing their theme, translated from Japanese....and the original, extended version!

Television:

Rocky and Bullwinkle, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Mighty Mouse, Hammy Hamster's Tales of the Riverbank (The Next Generation), Justice League.

Books:

Redwall, I, Freddy, Harry Potter (Scabbers was framed!), Stuart Little, Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, Charlotte's Web (Go Templeton!), Animal Farm.

Heroes:

The Doctor is Ch'p's Nutty Friend for October! Squirrel Girl! Monkey Joe. He liked nuts. He will be missed.

My Blog

Ch’p’s Nutty Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Nostalgia is a funny thing. It can make you wax poetical about the good old days when in fact those days weren't nearly as good as you remember. It can also make you long for simpler things like soda ...
Posted by Chp *Captured by Pirates* on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:19:00 PST

Captured by the Pirates of Berrith!

The old Permillion battle cruiser hovered in orbit above the Earth. It had obviously seen better days. The silver hull was pitted and scarred with blast points, one of the main engines looked to be de...
Posted by Chp *Captured by Pirates* on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:20:00 PST

Chps Nutty Review: Iron Man

Okay, Tony Stark is a jerk. That said, Iron Man rocks. Now I've never been a fan of Stark, especially since Marvel's Civil War, and I was very happy when he got shaken out of his armor like a peanut b...
Posted by Chp *Captured by Pirates* on Sat, 03 May 2008 07:37:00 PST

Hobbit is Go! De Toro has the chair.

After years of lawsuits and wrangling, a movie based on "'The Hobbit" has finally been green-lighted. Guillermo del Toro, (Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth) will be taking the helm for 2 films, one detailng t...
Posted by Chp *Captured by Pirates* on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:01:00 PST

Doctor Who Video

A good friend of mine posted this video to You Tube. He's a bit of a Doctor Who nut like me. I think it's quite a nice tribute, actually. ...
Posted by Chp *Captured by Pirates* on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:56:00 PST

I got tagged 10 random things about myself

Tag you're it! Tag, you're it!The rules are: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random t...
Posted by Chp *Captured by Pirates* on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:08:00 PST

The problem with time travel

I'm really glad we Green Lanterns don't do as much time travel as we used to. Running into another me would be too weird.  It seems to happen to my good friend the Doctor an awful lot though. Wit...
Posted by Chp *Captured by Pirates* on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:22:00 PST

Iron Man trailer

Lo and behold, the Iron Man trailer has been released. Not surprisingly, Robert Downey Jr. has very much captured the spirit of the man who brought you such innovative, world-improving ideas like Supe...
Posted by Chp *Captured by Pirates* on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:28:00 PST

Super Team Up, Broadway Style!!!

You got the Brave and the Bold, you got the World's Finest, you got Marvel VS. DC, but only broadway could bring you the casts of Fiddler on the Roof and Avenue Q in a crossover of epic proportions! h...
Posted by Chp *Captured by Pirates* on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:46:00 PST

The Last Minutes of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...as filmed by GEORGE LUCAS!

[Scene: The Deathly Hallows, near a very convenient volcano]   Hermione: [Hermione lands her broom and runs towards Harry. She is Very Pregnant.] I was so worried about you! Ron... told me terrib...
Posted by Chp *Captured by Pirates* on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:01:00 PST