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King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock!

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About Me


Try the BEST MySpace Editor and MySpace Backgrounds at MySpace Toolbox ! Currently dispensing opinions over Nova M Radio, AM 1480 KPHX Phoenix. Also eating, sleeping, defecating, yelling, bathing, and all other kinds of crap. I dig my life (yeah, right)...
Your Birthdate: February 9
You are a born idealist, with more pet causes than you can count.
You prefer be around others, both when working and while relaxing.
Generous and giving, you believe you can change the world one person at a time.
You're open minded and tolerant. People feel like they can tell you anything.
Your strength: Your go-with-the-flow flexibility
Your weakness: Your flair for the over dramatic
Your power color: Pine green
Your power symbol: Circle
Your power month: September What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Expression Number is 1
You have the skills to be a top executive or businessperson. But first you must develop your natural capacity to be a good leader. You are truly original - with a creative approach to life and a very sharp mind.You reach for the sky, and you have the potential to reach it. Assertive and straight forward, you have little need for supervision. You are self-confident, self-reliant, and courageous in your convictions.While you sometimes fear loneliness, you prefer to be left alone. A bit self centered, you may be hard to life with at times. You also have a strong dominant streak - which can push others away at times. What's Your Expression Number?
Who are you?
Name & Nicknames King Daevid
DOB/Age 9 February 1961
Ethnicity & Nationality Scottish, Irish, German, English, Welsh, French
Religion Protestant Christian
Employment Status physically disabled
What are you like?
3 Adjectives to Describe Yourself passionate, visionary, imaginative
3 Vices/Character Flaws curious about (but certainly not in agreement with) racism/sexism/social oppression in popular culture
What do you want to have accomplished by the time you retire? I guess the disability has made this point moot
How far into the future have you planned/contemplated? 2050s
Pet-peeves? willful ignorance, dishonesty, cigarette smoke
Favorite Food? Spaghetti
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage? hard cider
Something you would change about yourself my weight and my community of residence
Life Issues
Pro-Choice/Pro-Life? PRO-CHOICE!
Death Pentaly: For or Against? against
What do you think about divorce? already had one, thank you ;-)
Do you think Racism is still a big deal in the U.S.? most certainly
Marijuana: Should it be legalized? YES!!!!!!!!! (tho I don't dig that low-energy buzz it gives me)
What's more important: Higher Education or Quick Employment? higher education -- tho some of it should come outside of organised scholastics
Opinion on MCAS? what's MCAS?
Are you Religious? spiritual but not religious
Should Gays be allowed wed? YES!!!!!!!!!
People Around You
Your Best Friend none at the moment :-(
Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend none at the moment :-(
Person you love the most in the world probably my daughters
Person you respect the most in the world three-way tie between Harlan Ellison, Linda Blair and Cindy Sheehan
Someone you want to date surprise me! ;-)
Someone you wish you hadn't dated my ex-wife
Longest friendship Rosenda Moore out in L.A. (what is it now, over 27 years?)
Longest relationship my ex-wife (ended 14 years ago)
Person you call for advice nobody
Person you hangout with for laughs none at the moment :-(
Person you like to party with the most none at the moment :-(
Dating/Relationships
Favorite part of the opposite gender's body vagina and breasts (well, you *did* ask!)
Your worst date ever my ex-wife (what it eventually became, anyway)
Your best date ever probably the next one
Biggest turn-off (1 physical & 1 characteristic) short hair, neoconservatism
Biggest turn-on (1 physical & 1 characteristic) extremely long hair, open curiosity
Worst line you've ever heard or used thank God I've forgotten it!
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? five
Would you rather--
Kiss an unattractive person of the same gender as you or kiss an attractive person of the opposite gender? attractive opposite
Party 2 nights in a row without showering or party for a night then go home and take a shower? neither -- I prefer baths ;-)
Be your current ethnicity or be a different ethnicity? what difference would it make?
Speak another language of your choice or be a really good singer? speak Spanish/Italian/French
Have a different boyfriend/girlfriend each month of the year (and the breakups are easy/fine) or have one year-long relationship (easy breakup not guarunteed)? the year-long
Be the hottest person in the world but be as smart/stupid as you are now, or be the smartest person in the world and be as attractive/unattractive as you are now? this one's a wash
Be a billionaire or have the best sex of your life every time forever? the best sex
Be famous and have a lot of friends or be unpopular but have a really good friend? unpopular with the really good friend
Have to live alone in the Arctic or in a communist state? depends on the communist state in question
Always smell like soap/clean laundry except have bad B.O. when you sweat, or never smell like anything (colognes/perfumes won't work on you)? I'm already the former
Eat only meat, vegetables or grains? veggies
Never experience racism and not know what it's like, or experience racism to learn how it feels? too late for this one
Travel & have fun forever or work & contribute to society with your life? work and contribute to society
Have not taken this survey and spared yourself some good time? no, this is actually one of the better that I've come across
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My Interests

Classic blues and jazz, real rock 'n roll, ROLLER DERBY, offbeat movies, old-time radio, interesting talkers, sharp standup comedy, Green Party pollytix, and good kick-ass non-fiction writing. King Daevid will go to jail for ...

Using your Juli Ashton ass sculpture as a weapon of mass destruction

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

I'd like to meet:

Keith Olbermann (dig this item) .. width="425" height="350" .... Blues shouters, roller derby wimmin, street-level protestors, stomp-ass radicals, Juli Ashton and maybe even the ghost of Abbie Hoffman. I've already met Tom Leykis, Annie Sprinkle and Tom Snyder, so those three don't count now, heh heh. I'd add Linda Blair (groove to her schpiel about those despicable puppy mills) .. width="425" height="350" .... and Thora Birch (whose latest is a neat little item she directed at TheDoomedPlanet.com -- check it out), but some of you ruthless bastards will make wiseass comments about pea soup or chickenhawks. Jeezus, spare me...

My Friend Space
I have over 777 friends.

rosenda

mouse

Jen Kober

Reuben James Steindorf

Julie McCullough

NEO~YIPPIES!!!

Team Smeagol Harem

Suzi Quatro

The Warehouse- La Crosse WI

TXRD Lonestar Rollergirls

Karma Sabich

Joan of Anarchy

Hellkats L.A.

L.A. Derby Dolls

~Nikkei Nicole~

Mandy Lynn

Bay Area Derby Girls

Peace Child

Dagger Dolls

Head Trauma

Quad Squad

candye kane

Earth-ee Stephie

Julie Meadows

Tricia Devereaux

Frankenstein

BarefootFreak!

Mae

Marijuana Policy Project

Steven Pearl

BostonHempFest

Nina Hartley

kira reed

Anya

Predator

SinCityRollerGirls

Kylie Ireland

Vaudeville Vixens

Andrea Lowell

Shaffer

View All of My Friends

Music:

Phil Ochs, Suzi Quatro, Janis Joplin, The Beatles, Jim Croce, Charlie Parker, Rise, The Monkees, Lita Ford, Candye Kane, Bix Beiderbecke, Joe Cocker and a whole helluva lot more where those came from...

Movies:

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Clown Glengarry Glen Ross. Goofy but still funny. Thanx to Steven Pearl for the heads-up... Field of Dreams, Citizen Kane, Pulp Fiction, Summer Lovers, Day of Wrath, Patton, F For Fake, The China Syndrome, Seconds, Targets, Sharky's Machine, The Pom Pom Girls, Revenge of the Cheerleaders, The Dreamers, L'Atalante, The Chinese Connection, Breathless (both Godard's À bout de souffle and Jim McBride's American retread), ...And Justice for All, Fade to Black, I Am Curious (Blue), I Am Curious (Yellow), Once Upon a Time in the West, Once Upon a Time in America, My Name is Nobody, Talk Radio, Duel, Hell's Hinges, Network, What's Up Tiger Lily?, Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen, Ocean's 11 (Sinatra's original), The Manchurian Candidate, Laugh Clown Laugh, Nosferatu (both silent and sound versions), God's Angry Man, Night of the Living Dead, Meshes of the Afternoon, Yellow Submarine, La Jetee, any Fatty Arbuckle silents, '70s kung fu flicks and Little Oral Annie smutreels...

Television:

Family Guy, most episodes from the first seasons of Branded and SheSpies and the second season of The Monkees, and old pro wrestling tapes from before the days when Junior McMahon started pumping his candy-assed crap across America. Also most talk shows that display at least a simple attempt to put the brain in gear (Letterman, Kimmel, Ferguson, and old tapes of Snyder, Cavett and Carson).

Books:

Any non-fiction essay collection from Harlan Ellison, Gore Vidal, Susie Bright or H.L. Mencken. Also BLESS THE BEASTS AND CHILDREN by Glendon Swarthout (can't take the Bedwetter completely out of the Man, y'know).

Heroes:

Abbie Hoffman, Linda Blair, Bruce Lee, Harlan Ellison, Tom Leykis, Mike Malloy and Quentin Tarantino. Rarely in that order.

My Blog

Stu Scharf of Spanky & Our Gang has passed on :-(

Just got word that Stu Scharf, who co-produced (with Bob Dorough) my 2 favourite record album ever -- WITHOUT RHYME OR REASON B/W ANYTHING YOU CHOOSE by Spanky & Our Gang, Mercury Record...
Posted by King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock! on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:45:00 PST

Man, is THIS gonna be interesting---

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you... 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3.  I...
Posted by King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock! on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:13:00 PST

I want me a Derby Woman!!!

...still recovering from last night's great Arizona Derby Dames bout. Dr. Mary Lu Botomy is the bomb...   ...so that's it. It'll have to be a Derby Woman for me to share my Psychedelic Freak Beat...
Posted by King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock! on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:04:00 PST

Paul Newman has announced his retirement

You know, I've been lucky. Somebody up there likes me. My mother wasn't in the army so I'm a half-breed. Tame us. Make pets out of us. You could. Then jump off the roof, Maggie. Jump off it. Cats...
Posted by King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock! on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

...not quite as disposable

...below is the text for my Memorial Day Weekend commentary on Nova M Radio/KPHX Phoenix's "UnreportedNews.Net Radio" program. Thought y'all would be interested in seeing it... +++   +++&...
Posted by King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock! on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:06:00 PST

Talkin' Roller Derby on the Nova M Radio Network on May 6th

...now that Sarge Phelps has a Sunday Morning program on KPHX AM 1480 Phoenix http://www.1480kphx.com/> and the Nova M Radio Network http://www.novamradio.com/>, I'm contributing commentaries to the p...
Posted by King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock! on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:49:00 PST

"Mission Accomplished"???!!!??

...four years on, we have only one thing left that nobody else has said (as of a quarter to 7 Central Time this morning):GWB misspelled "FUBAR." Then again, he was AWOL too many times to have learned ...
Posted by King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock! on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:48:00 PST

Isn't there some way to deport Simon Cowell?

18 April 2007. Isn't there some way to deport Simon Cowell?                    In a memorable exchange of words in...
Posted by King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST

My take on the Imus mess

    "You can't make fun of everybody, because some people don't deserve it."    The quote above appears to be the key to understanding the Greek tragedy that America has ...
Posted by King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:39:00 PST

Some suggestions for radio listening (even if you don't happen to live in West L.A.)

...a little while ago I finished writing a list of my suggested radio listening for a new MySpace friend in Santa Monica, California. I figure a lot of the suggestions are just as applicable even to t...
Posted by King Daevid MacKenzie, UltimaJock! on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST