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About Me

..Binging and Purging the best alcohols. Dumb things make me happy. Pogosticks, jello molds, men in kilts on stilts, antigravity bathroom features, people with recessed chins, third nipples, and funny asses, red ants, mirrors,BIG farm equipment, mechanical bulls, the vibrate feature on my cellphone, cornicopias, and the word FUCK. I actually like to aggrevate people. I love to travel. Las Vegas is actually my second home, Im going to buy it. I have my own business making cartoons and doing websites, illustrations, music videos, and graphic design crapola. So I can work in my undies and eat brownies. Yes, I worked at JOECARTOON.COM. So stop asking me that question. Joe cloned me in a urinal and I had a bad reaction when I mixed with the urine mint.So thats why I am the way I am, so stop accusing me of being on cocaine. I shook that habit when I was 4.I like being on my boat and puking off the side. I dont know what else to say. I like to play guitar (drunk) and spend alot of time thinking about really stupid shit actually. I dont blend in with the crowd. Not mentally anyway. Im like the bloated catfish that floats while the others bottom feed off all the shit in the world. I dont conform. I deform. Jenni Cartoon.com

My Interests

Why do so many people find me offensive? Shit! Anyway,I like to eat....Im not a picky eater, I'll eat anything from okra to jesus fish. I need to be fed grapes and carried around on a palenquin by worthy men in beige loin cloths.I actually developed an ideal religion. Its called "Mormonism", but spelled like "More-men-ism". I based it off the smurfette theory: one blonde chic with a bunch of talented men, and a big shroom house. Now thats smurfy. Can't help it, I like da blues.I like to animate silly little things and draw and make my own music (with my armpit). I often waste valuable time doing pointless things. I have a BAD HABIT of swearing. I dig farm equipment. To drive and own a high-speed Combine is my ultimate goal. To own a hemp farm might be a goal as well. To ride my motorcycle across the country is another. To touch a sperm whale is another. I take insults rather well. Being sarcastic. I do laugh at mullets. I laugh at farts. I make fun of Bush.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to "Meat" a 600lb man in a cheese grater thong.

Music:

Get that christian music and new-age country music as far away from me as you can. I like Led Zep, Bob Dylan, Robert Johnson, Willie Dixon, Muddy Waters, Mississippi John Hurt, Dead Kennedys, Ramones, Pudmentar, The Melvins, Johnny Cash, Miles Davis, Chris Isaac, Elvis, The Waterboys, Roy Orbison, The Stooges, Iggy, Tom Waites, Morphine, Beck, Bad Religion, Dropkick Murpheys, Slayer, Ween, Breed, Hoey, King Missile, Junior Valentine (my blues geetar teacha), Sinatra, Ry Cooder, Hendrix, Brian Shram, Digital Underground, David Bowie, Duran Duran, Blondie, Revolting Cocks, The Clash (old stuff), and Nextel beeps...and the list goes on and on and on and on (just like my lovely lady lump)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

NO love movies. I hate love. I love hate. Add a chainsaw, a bloody bimbo, and lots of red and u got my attention. Tarantino movies. Napolean Dynomite, Harold and Maude, Hostel, Natural Born Killers, Scarface, and My Ass is Super Big and Flat from Sitting on my Computer Filling This Shit Out Dammitohell. Suck my ( o )( o )'s.

Television:

Nope, just night vision.

Books:

Id rather brew beer, ride steer, and shake rear. Who the hell has time to sit and read? Id rather get out and explore.

Heroes:

Richard Simmons, Dog the Bounty Hunter,Heavy D, Tony Little, Fat Albert and You're mom. She goes to college.