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Dynaflo

mess wit us mess with a clone army....fuggers

About Me



THE NEW ALBUM!!!

THE LAST ALBUM!!! (dynaflo solo sister album)

Dynaflo - Dynaflow Marquee

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Music:

Member Since: 11/2/2004
Band Website: dynaflomusic.com
Band Members: Aaron / Dynaflo
Live Members - Add one part CheWie and one part Pat and one part pat
and Karen will always be a flo
Influences:

this is what happens when dan from don knotts screams with the flos while headbanging into a guitar. this is rock n roll Other Influences: gerard depardieu, Frankie Lyman, The Pips, The Belmonts, Otis, The Stooges, The Bad Seeds, and of course...the boss

old man artwork done by my pal JENNICARTOON

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The Walking Corpses Soviet Union Al & The Black Cats The Round Coin The Necrophilicons U.S. Beat The Sleeves After Prior Day Potatoebabies Chugger Ginger Fig Spit For Athena Ned Nibiru The Veloras The Real Bitters 13 Step Group Ten Second March The Beat-Ups The Hubies Eighth Chakra Lazy Genius Miss Pussykatt Charles the Osprey WireHead
Sounds Like: “The music is magical. It’ll make a uterus ferment it’s own malt liquor, (the kind that wonder woman would drink as she was ‘giving head’ to batman in the backseat of a Buick as he snacked on some queso).”
-Jenni Cartoon

I used Dynaflo's Battery-Operated Heart on the last Mixtape. I may not have blogged them directly. So I'm doing it now. Battery-Operated Heart is fucking brilliant. Warren Ellis, Comic Legend

sounds killer. loving 'modulator.' Jared, Chemlab

sick guitar tone and drum poof in this new tune. kick ass! Ollie Byrd, Legend

Dynaflo's songs sound as if they were written by the man who pioneered the distortion pedal. Warped and twisted sounds that piece themselves together ever so magnificently through the will of those wielding the instruments, every song a tribute to a pain or joy that flows out like sweat through Aarons pores, or Alcohol through Pat's pores. One might compare their sound to a heftier White Stripes like sound, maybe if the White Stripes combined with McClusky. -Mead Aspen Bayer III (for annex22)

They saved the best for last (after the aformentioned line-up issued) with Dynaflo taking the stage sometime after midnight. I could have listened to this band play all night. ...And it felt like I did since I wasn't even going to be at the show all night! --more from the annex

I want Dynaflo to condense into a liquid and drink it, so then I can sweat it. boy oh boy. --Mead Aspen Bayer III

To those of you who have yet to see a Dynaflo show: Body: Fuckin' amazing...it hurts...ouch! -Dan [Don Knotts]

Good show boys. I came to the conclusion that Chewie is not just a flo, he's a flomo. -Rob Rotten [Necrophilicons, Ten Second March]

blood and vomit on the stage. that's rock -n- roll. (I also remember hearing him say that Dynaflo was his new favorite band.) -Jason [Ginger Fig]

HAH! fuck yeah.. THAT WAS A ROCK SHOW FROM HELL your a crazy fucker pat. Had a blast. holy fucking shit. we need to take last night's show on the road. that was so amazing. what a spectacular night. yOur best show to date. our best show to date. so fun, so crazy. Think they'll have us back? -After Prior Day

Amazing show on saturday....The Grand Rapids music scene has new kings. And their name is Dynaflo. -The Sleeves

i think you re-wrote the definition of fun saturday.... -Coin

best show ever and you probably missed it you fucking terds that's right all you myspace terds, last night at the break room we played our best show to date and chances are you all missed it. The shit that went down last night was incredable. The highlight of the night of course was that fucking dynaflo band. holy shit was that crazy. that new band of his will kick your ass. who else has gay dan sitting on the amp on stage in his expose all boxers? Who else has a fan jump on stage and beat his head into a bloody pulp by banging his head on dynaflo's highly valuable 1970's les paul custom? Who else could make 2 entirely straight boys (dan and weston) become gay lovers on stage while they laid on top of each other and kissed pasionately? who else would have a guitarists so drunk during a song that he ran into the bathroom only to end up puking in his own hands? Who else has a guitarist that can play guitar with his feet on the back of the guitar while it lays helplessly on the floor? Who else could bring the entire intimate crowd into a complete frenzy both on and off the stage. who else could dominate, control, and destroy the stage all at one time? who else can cause so much chaos in just a matter of 45 mins? fucking dynaflo that's who. Fat chance you'll see any of the bands last night at the break room again. so here's a shout out to all the people that were there to partake in this magical event... Jme, amy, goldfish, gay dan, timmy, steve, dave, the rhino, jakes badass dad, bridgit, sara, ginger fig, some other band, booty via cell phone (sorry to ruin your game), the crazy guy from media play aka dynaflo's biggest fan, and his friend. I'm sure there were a few more so feel free to add your name if i forgot it. All of got to say is .............i hate the fucking train, i hate that fucking train......i hate that fucking train.......but last night was fucking awesome. thank you dynaflo, some other band and of course ginger fig for letting us cock rockers play at your show. We solute you with squeelies from our guitars.
aaron z - after prior day

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Record Label: Jack Average/self
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

woms tait

If you know me...I am lucky enough to be bathing in the aftermath of Tom Waits columbus show. The show was probably the best anything I'd ever got to see in real life. After the show I got to shake t...
Posted by Dynaflo on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:49:00 PST

Howe Gelb

Howe Gelb is the shit. Check out this guys music. I havn't heard about this guy till recently and I'm floored. People should tell me about this sort of thing:)
Posted by Dynaflo on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

he thought of planes

and where....where to fly to....and who to fly there with......that is all.
Posted by Dynaflo on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:06:00 PST

My guitar is like new

thanks to jim barnes and dave at RIT grand haven!!!!come see it rock out at jukes on saturday!
Posted by Dynaflo on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST

and out of bordom I want to say

that "john from cincinnati" is one great fucking show.I got my EYE on you.
Posted by Dynaflo on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:19:00 PST

what do

the gas companyThe Insurance CompanyThe policeand this guyall have in common?Mine starts with a big giant "W" but I'm looking for answers here.bring the answers to me....
Posted by Dynaflo on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:09:00 PST

and

I have it on good authority that on friday, when they release the new iPhone and we play at the break room, will mark the dawn of the apocalypse. look in the bible....it says. "June 29th was good an...
Posted by Dynaflo on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:38:00 PST

debit

One car in buried to the windows in sand and one long ass walk to the PO-lice station followed by a shitty cab ride to the impound lot all with the thought of one lost cookie monster cup as well as on...
Posted by Dynaflo on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:32:00 PST

just blew 15 buck

rebuying frank black songs in the form of a greatest hits sorta thing. It was so fucking worth it. the live shit is fantastic.that is all.
Posted by Dynaflo on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:06:00 PST

IN OPPOSITION

in opposition of new indie pop cuteness (so cute with little whistling and synthy cuteness) dynaflo will put no cuteness into the new album.eat it. I hate target commerials anyway
Posted by Dynaflo on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:00:00 PST