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The Jager Bomber

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Howdy, My name is Tim. Sometimes people call me Timmy and yes I know theres a guy on South Park who runs around yelling TIMMMAAHHHH!!
Right now I work at a factory. And why its far from being my dream job, it works for now. I get paid, I can pay my bills and still afford to do other stuff.
In my spare time I volunteer for the Grand Raggidy Roller Girls as a Stats Keeper where upon I am known as the Jager Bomber. Currently I do line-up stats and except for an isolated incident where I may have been talking to some of the K-zoo girls, mis-read the timer, went the bathroom and then missed the first jam, it goes pretty good (ha). Otherwise I just sit back, drink jager bombs and hope that my drunken shenanigans don't cause one of them to beat me
When not working and not helping the roller girls I just tend to take it easy. I read, play video games, watch movies and take naps. Not an exciting life, but hey it works.

THE JAGER BOMB COUNT

Because I'm totally bored and have nothing better to do right now. Here's the total count of who's bought me Jager Bombs. It has no impact on how much I like you, BUT eventually when I decide to stop being wishy washy, it may affect which derby team I decided to root for (what can I say....I'm a dork like that)
Jonny- 10
Blue Collar Broads (or former members)- 4
Members of APD Jake Bonejizz - 4
Everyday Rebelles (and/or former members) - 3
Roustabout Rollers (or former members) - 2

My Interests

Roller Derby
The Blue Collar Broads (sorry Letha)
Drinking Jager Bombs
Comic Books
Cooking
Listening to Music
Going to bars/clubs
hanging out with friends
Photography
Surfing the internet
Playing Video games

I'd like to meet:

Look at my intrests, look at the music section, look at the TV section, look at the book section, hell look at my heroes. If you like any of those or something similar and are rather fun to talk to then I may want to meet you.
With that being said, unless you're 100% sure that I know you well enough to recognize me, don't send a friend request unless you send a message too. I mean I don't just walk up to some Joe Schmo on the street and decide he's my friend.
Along the same lines. If you're a band, unless you're gonna go through the trouble of sending me a message introducing your band and saying hey whats up. Don't expect me to accept your friend request. The only exceptions are if I know someone in your band, or you played with a band I know at a show I was at, don't

Music:

Alkaline Trio, Millencolin, Bouncing Souls, Distillers, The Ataris, Bad Religion, NOFX, Andrew WK, No Use For a Name, Squirtgun, Dropkick Murphys, Lit, Mest, Lagwagon, Guttermouth, Five Iron Frenzy, Blink 182, Pennywise, Outkast, All American Rejects, The Living End, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, New Found Glory, Yellowcard, Nerf Herder, Flogging Molly, System of a Down, Avenged Sevenfold, THE TEASE, Mad Caddies, Green Day, Sage Francis....yeah I'm a punk rock nerd. So sue me (also I'm aware of the fact that some of those aren't punk)

Movies:

Indiana Jones, Rocky I and II, The Original Star Wars Trilogy (the prequels are ok I guess), Kill Bill 1 (2 is okay, just not as good), Shrek, Jackass, Barbershop, Spiderman, action movies in general

Television:

LOST!!!!!,Heroes, Prison Break, Viva La Bam, Alias, Justice League Unlimited, Attack of the Show, Real World, Kid Nation, K-Ville, and the dark horse candidate The Dog Whisperer

Books:

The Rise and Fall of ECW, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Ruminations (Aaron Karo), Anything by Chuck Klosterman, Star Wars, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Rainbow Six (my all time airplane ride book), Chonicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, The Bourne Identity

Heroes:

Jesus, but not because I'm some super strong Christian who devoutly practices religion and goes to Church 3 times a day on Sunday and prays every day (which I don't), but because as Mr Brett Gurewitz (from Bad Religion) points out so elquently in the Bad Religion: Live at the Palladium DVD, Jesus was probably the most Progressive liberal EVER in the entire history on the Christian Religion. Not to mention he focused alot on forgiveness and loving your neighbor which I think alot of people in this world (and who currently consider themselves Christian) need....now enough of this theology lesson
After that it would probably be Blink 182 and The Ataris. Cause even though I've only seen the Ataris live once, and never seen Blink 182. They were the first 2 punk bands that I liked and paying attention to who they toured with got me liking many of the bands I do today.
Bad Religon and NOFX: For being my current 2 favorite bands
Atmosphere and Sage Francis: For showing me there CAN be good rap that doesn't revolve about being "gangsta"
George Brett and Bo Jackson: Belive it or not. The Royals at one point were a pretty decent team. And then these 2 guys left.
Geoff Johns: For at one point writing 4 of my favorite comics (Stars and STRIPE, JSA, Hawkman and Teen Titans)
BeBe Jeebies: For being so damn cool. And for helping me choose and christen my derby name. oh and for having no qualms about telling how it is and not to mention having no problem saying not so appropiate words in front of young kids (whats that you say....thats not a good thing, oh well)
The lovely Atomic Bombshell: Anybody who can get kicked out of a bar, get snuck back in through the back door, AND is able to get the bartender fired all in one night, is an A ++ in my book

My Blog

Picture Time!!!!

On a totally unrelated note to the pictures.I have been watching Gladiator the past couple of days (lately I've had a real short attention span when it comes to movies)(personally I blame the fact tha...
Posted by The Jager Bomber on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:22:00 PST

The Bruises are Back: The Pictures Blog (Now with fixed links)

Well folks, since we all know that these are what you wanted to see. Here are the pics. The pics aren't as creative/unique as the ones I've been prone to taking lately, but they still kick ass. So enj...
Posted by The Jager Bomber on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:54:00 PST

Pics from this past weekend

I hope you mooks enjoy these (read that as gimme some comments lavishing praise on mine (and Terrohawk's) picture taking ability) cause I'm prioritizing this over reading comic books (Its comic book d...
Posted by The Jager Bomber on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:29:00 PST

No Good Very Bad Day

"Thats the name of a book already" ~ My GRCC English Teacher after someone titled a paper that in my English class Ok seriously people, today couldn't get any worse&.knock on wood. You know how I men...
Posted by The Jager Bomber on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:49:00 PST

Picture time: Part Duex

Ah...the moment everyone has been waiting for. Or at least the moment Tammy has been waiting for...ha. Anyway, there like 10 million pictures (or maybe just 68) so I'm probably gonna cut down on my no...
Posted by The Jager Bomber on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST

Picture Time!!

"Hey, if they can figure out how to get a Guitar Hero controller to play Dynaflo songs then I can fill in"   ~Some of my random nonsense that I'm prone to sprouting after finding out that Pa...
Posted by The Jager Bomber on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:14:00 PST

Maybe I should’ve knocked on wood (aka weekend recap)

"The way I see it is worse case scenario I get too drunk, I walk home tonight and then  I ride my bike back to my car tomorrow"     ~Me to Super Dave at about 10:30 last night. &nb...
Posted by The Jager Bomber on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:15:00 PST

The Craziest Idea Ever

So I have the most craziest idea for my birthday ever. What is it you ask? I'm not telling!! Although once he reads the message I sent him, Dynaflo will know :P  Yes, I know that I'm kinda ...
Posted by The Jager Bomber on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:50:00 PST

Two random thoughts

So, is it a BAD thing that I'm obssesive compulsive enough to be thinking about my b-day party already? I mean, its 4 months away!! I mean in my defense there are a few of my friends bands who I ...
Posted by The Jager Bomber on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:23:00 PST

weekend recap

Wow&.my weekend was quite fun. Friday: I went out with Zigs. Its been a while since we've hung out and so it was cool. Started off at O'Tooles. Then went to Monte's. I got drunk, Zigs met a girl. The...
Posted by The Jager Bomber on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:51:00 PST