A FEW THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE YOU SEND A FRIEND REQUEST:Unless you already know me, send me a message at the same time you send a friend request.Anybody who posts a bulletin stating "I'm bored!" will be immediately dropped from my list. I think that this is the lamest exclamation that a person can make. I realize it's a MySpace-style request for input, comments, acknowledgement, etc., but in a world with so many things to do and so little time to do them in, I find the phrase offensive.If you send bulletins about bullshit that caution me to repost them or "the man in your closet will kill you and you'll have bad luck forever and never have sex again" I will drop you like a hot potato. Don't waste my time or clutter my page.
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Adolf Hitler face to face. Just give me five minutes with the guy! I'll kick his ass!Oh, wait. He's dead.In that case, I'd like to meet anybody that can enhance my life, make me laugh, or lend me ten bucks with no strings attached...
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PULLEY "Fun":Let's get it straight, don't wanna be great. Yeah, I'm in this for me. If it ain't fun, that's when I'm done. That's how it's gonna be. Don't wanna kill the rock stars, smash the state. Don't wanna save the world from impending fate. When all is said and done, I just wanna have fun.I'm not gonna wash my ass today, even though it really stinks. I'm gonna make the van smell bad. Don't care what anybody thinks. Don't wanna save the whales when the system fails. Don't wanna feed the bums. I'm in this for me, I just wanna have fun!
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Super-Whistle tries to fly.
Whistle eats a Bully.
Whistle bows and exits stage right.
Before I got TiVo people told me that it would change my life. I told them that my life wasn't so empty that a new way to record TV programs was going to make a profound difference. Then I got TiVo. TIVO CHANGED MY LIFE! I watch: The Daily Show, Venture Brothers, Happy Tree Friends, Lost, 24, the Shield, the Office, Medium, the entire Food Channel, Nip/Tuck, Scrubs, Entourage, Deadwood, Family Guy (the Simpsons jumped the shark years ago), Real Time, South Park, Law & Order (all versions), and so many others that I am humbled by my sloth.
Don't burn them! Even if you don't like what they say. Nobody's forcing you to read them. If somebody DOES force you to read a book, then it's okay to burn it (and then stick it up the forcer's ass). That being said, Terry Southern's "The Magic Christian" is my favorite book of all time, and if I like you enough, I'll give you a copy.
Most of my heroes are dead: Frank Zappa, William Burroughs, Jack Kirby, Roger Zelazny. Those guys shaped my youth. R. Crumb and S. Clay Wilson showed me that I could draw and say anything I wanted. I've made some good friends along the way. Those people are my current heroes. Anybody who speaks out against the injustices of The Man is a hero (you know who you are, Man). If you can take a punch from a kangaroo, you are my hero.