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Douggie Dinosaur

DOUGGIE DINOSAUR

About Me



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My Interests


Douggie's Details:
Status: Always Pissed
Education: Some Kindergarten
Smoke / Drink: Yes and Yes - as a matter of fact, that's why I got kicked out of Kindergarten.
Heroes: Godzilla and Ozzy Osbourne
Body type: Sexy
Orientation: Straight
Television: Yes
Books: No
Occupation: Selling stuff - right now I have a garden gnome (minus a head) some broken patio furniture and some aluminum gutters. And you can have it all right now for this very special - one time only - low introductory price of $9.99 And if you act now - for no extra charge, I'll throw in a cat.
Ethnicity: Theropod - but I'll chill with anyone, even Sauropods
Music I'm getting really sick of filling out all this crap, man . . . Ozzy
List Your Past Three Jobs: 1. Starbucks March/April 2005
2. Ponderosa 1987
3. . . . WTF? Quit asking me shit!

I'd like to meet:

Come see my walk-around balloon and magic act on the Country Club Plaza every Saturday from 5pm until someone calls the cops. After-show party at Loose Park ( by the stick ) and from there follow the empty beer cans.

BTW - yes, I am the real Douggie Dinosaur.

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Movies:

When I was a kid I saw "The Apple Dumpling Gang" and "Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang". They were both awesome and I highly recommend them.

Television:

Yes

Books:

No

Heroes:

Godzilla and Robbie Rotten

Douggie's Details:
Status: Swinger
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Kansas City, Kansas
Body type: 5' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity: You wouldn't understand cuz it's a green thang beeeatch!
Education: Some Kindergarten
Smoke / Drink: Yes and Yes - as a matter of fact, that's why I got kicked out of Kindergarten.
Music I'm getting really sick of filling out all this crap, man...
Occupation: Nuclear waste management - Mention this ad and I'll throw in a free fuzz buster.
List Your Past Three Jobs: 1.) Starbucks March/April, 2005
2.) Ponderosa 1987
3.) Why the fuck's it always gotta be three?
Income: Who needs an income when everywhere you look there's about 72 birdfeeders?

My Blog

Face Fuckbook - I mean, Fuck Facebook lol I'm drunk

Using Facebook is like ordering a beer and getting a glass of water instead. Or when I'm trying to look in somebody's window and a dog starts barking - that's what it's like.Or when the guy at the rec...
Posted by Douggie Dinosaur on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:52:00 PST

What kind of Dinosaur is Douggie?

What kind of Dinosaur is Douggie?I'm a Goddamnosaur. Because...that's why.I'm a God-damned Goddamnosaur and if you don't like it I'll stomp on your house. I really will. I'll climb a ladder, stand ...
Posted by Douggie Dinosaur on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:21:00 PST

Hell Must Have Froze Over - I Got A Job!

I got a new job! I'm the guy on tv in between shows that says "Hi, meet my friend, Fluffy". She's a friendly cat in need of a good home, she's house trained and good with kids. Please call our Adopt-...
Posted by Douggie Dinosaur on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:28:00 PST