Douggie's Details:
Status: Always Pissed
Education: Some Kindergarten
Smoke / Drink: Yes and Yes - as a matter of fact, that's why I got kicked out of Kindergarten.
Heroes: Godzilla and Ozzy Osbourne
Body type: Sexy
Orientation: Straight
Television: Yes
Books: No
Occupation: Selling stuff - right now I have a garden gnome (minus a head) some broken patio furniture and some aluminum gutters. And you can have it all right now for this very special - one time only - low introductory price of $9.99 And if you act now - for no extra charge, I'll throw in a cat.
Ethnicity: Theropod - but I'll chill with anyone, even Sauropods
Music I'm getting really sick of filling out all this crap, man . . . Ozzy
List Your Past Three Jobs: 1. Starbucks March/April 2005
2. Ponderosa 1987
3. . . . WTF? Quit asking me shit!
Come see my walk-around balloon and magic act on the Country Club Plaza every Saturday from 5pm until someone calls the cops. After-show party at Loose Park ( by the stick ) and from there follow the empty beer cans.
BTW - yes, I am the real Douggie Dinosaur.
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When I was a kid I saw "The Apple Dumpling Gang" and "Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang". They were both awesome and I highly recommend them.
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No
Godzilla and Robbie Rotten
Douggie's Details:
Status: Swinger
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Kansas City, Kansas
Body type: 5' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity: You wouldn't understand cuz it's a green thang beeeatch!
Education: Some Kindergarten
Smoke / Drink: Yes and Yes - as a matter of fact, that's why I got kicked out of Kindergarten.
Music I'm getting really sick of filling out all this crap, man...
Occupation: Nuclear waste management - Mention this ad and I'll throw in a free fuzz buster.
List Your Past Three Jobs: 1.) Starbucks March/April, 2005
2.) Ponderosa 1987
3.) Why the fuck's it always gotta be three?
Income: Who needs an income when everywhere you look there's about 72 birdfeeders?