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About Me

Fatty Big Eye is an internationally known sex symbol and internet phenomenon. Born in meager surroundings in Stone Mountain Georgia, Fatty owns the human birth weight record for the state at a robust 16 lbs. 4 oz. After toiling for years on the handle line at the local sledgehammer factory his meteoric rise to fame came after a compromising shower related video was posted on the internet. Fatty smells like ham and can crush walnuts with his bare hands. He can now be found in countless animations and games at Goonland.com

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My Interests

Kung Fu, maple syrup, squat thrusts, The NBA, acting, boogie boarding, Fry Daddys, choppers, competetive eating, and peace and f-ing quiet.

I'd like to meet:

A bottomless bowl of Cocoa Krispies.

Music:

Mustard Plug, Domestic Problems, Whirlwind Heat, Goober and the Peas, The Verve Pipe, Papa Vegas, Paul Westerberg, Brian Vander Ark, TMBG, Fat Amy, Beck, Botfly, Pablo Cruise, The Bags

Movies:

Roadhouse, Roadhouse, Roadhouse.

Television:

Detroit Piston games, Public Access

Heroes:

Takeru Kobaysi, Patrick Swayze, Bill Laimbeer, Butterbean, Chris Elliot and that boxer that sells them grills.

My Blog

I'm shrinking

I think I'm getting shorter. My spinal cord is compressing under the weight of my own neck-furters, and my height is plunging at an alarming rate. On the plus side, I will soon be nearly impossible ...
Posted by Fatty Big Eye on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 05:03:00 PST