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B O L T O N

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About Me

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Five weeks after he left the airwaves to undergo treatment for addiction to prescription painkillers, conservative broadcaster Anthony Bolton will return to the microphone as host of his daily radio show, theLIGHTofDARKNESS it was announced on Wednesday.
Bolton's plans to resume his regular schedule starting on Monday were revealed to listeners of his nationally syndicated program by his brother, Mike, during an appearance with Internet gossip columnist Matt Drudge, who was filling in for the day as guest host."He's obviously champing at the bit to get back to doing what he does best, passing gas and getting back on the air," Mike Bolton said. "And as you can imagine, there are one or two ... things that he probably will have on his mind. Sex and food"Bolton, 41, told his millions of listeners on Oct. 10 that he has suffered for years from an addiction to prescription painkillers and was taking time off to check himself into a drug treatment center for 30 days. He also acknowledged that he was the subject of a criminal investigation and occasionally wears nothing but a lamp shade and a pair of pink pumps, but gave no further details.Bolton did not specify the type of medication he was hooked on, though news reports have identified several powerful narcotics, including OxyClean, Extra Strength Vagisil and SweetTarts. He said he began taking prescription drugs for chronic back pain years ago, but soon began to dig the high.The revelation came less than two weeks after Bolton resigned as a TV football commentator on ESPN's "NFL Sunday Countdown" amid a public uproar over his on-air comments suggesting Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb was overrated by the media because he is Chinese.Mike Bolton told listeners on Wednesday that his brother had "successfully completed the first phase of his treatment," though "he's very realistic about the long road ahead of him and he's committed to staying the course." Mike then chuckled.Premiere Radio Networks, which syndicates the spare radio program, issued a statement confirming that Bolton would return as host for a full three hours a week, five months a year, starting on Monday.Bolton's program reaches about 20 million listeners a week, none of which visit this website. Beloved by political conservatives for his biting attacks on liberals and fancy fashion sense, Bolton launched his show in 1985 amid the Republican revolution of Ronald Reagan and helped spawn a wave of right-wing commentators who have since all realized this bio is completely fake.

My Interests

Taking the thoughts of others and repeating them in inapropreate times and out of context.

I'd like to meet:

Nicole Brown Simpson's REAL killer, so I could clear poor OJ of all evil doing.

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

I have currently stopped reading the Da Vinci Code for the third time. I was going to go see the movie but didn't want to ruin the book. It's kind of a conundrum of sorts.

Heroes:

Jesus, Mel Gibson, Batman, My Daddy, Peter Jennings, Johnny Cash, Piccaso, Buhdah, The Dali Lama, Sponge Bob, The F5 Tornado that finally wipes Sage Telecom off the map, Tony Sorprano, Lester Burnam, That guy on the Sonic commercials.

My Blog

Paint It White

I went to Hobby Lobby and bought a bunch of Gesso and some thick card board and then came home and started making my own canvas'seszzze.  Well, actually, I have a hard time spelling plural words....
Posted by B0LT0N on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST

Twice The Legal Drinking Age

I turned 42 today.  My wonderful wife threw me a birthday party this past Saturday and all of both of our families came.  I was very nervous about it all week long before, as I have Social A...
Posted by B0LT0N on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:22:00 PST

Halloween Blog

I really have nothing to say.  But I will try. Hope all you kids out there stay careful tonight.  Don't talk to strangers.  Don't eat candy, 'cuz it's bad for your teeth.  Don't do...
Posted by B0LT0N on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:04:00 PST

Art For The Blind

I finished my latest painting last night.  It's titled Parentectomy.  I'd love to share it with you now, but my camera completely stopped working this weekend.  So much for that.  ...
Posted by B0LT0N on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST

Porn Bomb

I'm suppose to be at my desk right now, but I am at the back of the room on the only computer in the office that has internet access.  I love Corporate America and customer service in general.&nb...
Posted by B0LT0N on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:35:00 PST

Vulveriety

Vulvar cancer accounts for about 4% of all gynecological cancers. I don't like being at work and not having a car to go anywhere for lunch.  It's like sitting at work and not getting paid.  ...
Posted by B0LT0N on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST

Conniption Shit Fit

My older Jessica is gearing up to get her first apartment, and she is real freaking out about money and the likes.  Today, she and Nicole and I went to get her some things from IKEA and Bed Bath ...
Posted by B0LT0N on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:04:00 PST

Trompe l'oeil

I'm just about done with my latest mural.  Here is a picture.  If you want to see more, visit my two websites: http://www.thelightofdarkness.com/ http://www.boltonart.com/ ...
Posted by B0LT0N on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:15:00 PST

The Year Of Cotton

Today is myself and Nicole's second wedding anniversary. Eight years together. Yesterday we exchanged gifts. I bought her some clothes - first time I have actually bought her a complete outfit. I thin...
Posted by B0LT0N on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 05:30:00 PST

Hey 19

Nicole and I went to dinner with Jessica and David (her boyfriend) for her 19th birthday.  Her birthday was actually on the 25th. It was Nicole's first time meeting David.  We all ate at Chi...
Posted by B0LT0N on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:38:00 PST