PILPEN

ModMySpace Profile CustomizerAfter recently being laid off from the cat mutalation factory, Pilpen Hammer has decided to start a new life. Pure breed, Pilpen has no trouble hooking up with all the pure breed locals of his hustle-n-bustle town of Dapperville, USA. He currently has under his belt names such as Curly Clipper, Jules Turner, Fur Foundry and Tinsle McCallisburg, just to name a few. Pilpen is currently pursuing his career as a freelance measurer. His eye is so keen, he can tell, down to the nearest centimeter, how long a popsicle stick to how high the closest public housing building stands. He even ran for eight days strait, from St. Louis to Chicago while chasing a frisbee thrown by the world's longest frisbee thrower Tammy C. So if you are in the neigborhood and feel up to a nice bite-n-da-balls, call Pilpen Hammer and he will do it for a small fee.