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Marty

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About Me

not much to tell, I'm easy going, very laid back, can have a good time anywhere. I don't have a lot of friends but I know a lot of people.Some folks say I'm crazy but I'm the most sane person I know.Life is always good even when it's not. Do you ever have that feeling while walking through life there is a booger hanging from your nose, and everyone knows it but you? I am currently working on a theory that my dryer is a porthole to another dimension, that is relying on socks for energy, but finding fundings for this has been unsuccessful. I am also on the lookout for any other Martys out there, it has recently come to my attention that there are not a lot of us out there, and most feel that they are the only one around... if we pull together I have a plan to rule the world, all I need is 500lbs of pork, 3 rolls of duct tape, and 600 of those twisty things you find with your bread packaging, and 2 pieces of blue bubble gum, oh and a salad fork.

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My Interests

so many I have, but where to begain. I love to draw and paint, sculpt when I have the materials, write poetry when inspired, short stories but not lately.ancient civilizations, documentries,Movies of all types,cooking,antiques,boxes(things to put things in), people watching(humans do the strangest things),food,talking to strange folks,art of self gratafication,Music(everything),porn,naked freaky chicks,tequlia,beer,faraway places in my mind,voices in my head,Women,Women,Women,sex,and other stuff....did I mention porn......

I'd like to meet:

Honestly I dont really care, I'll talk to just about anyone that wants to chat. My only problem is with what I call the cam whores, I hate it when the cam spam starts hitting my box(no pun intended). Do people actually fall for these messages and request, hey I love naked freaky chicks as much as the next guy but I dont need to have my finacial info out there. shit I can get the same thing or better from yahoo chat for free........

Music:

I love all music my tastes depend on how I feel, all it has to do is make me move.

Movies:

Best movie lines: Boy I have vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals,Dont talk about me like I'm not there,and your little dog too, Now leave before a house falls on you too, Get down on your hands and knees stick your ass in the air and dont move till I tell ya,It aint cool being no jive turky this close to thanksgiving....YEAH!Are ya gonna do something or are ya gonna just stand there and bleed, BAGES we dont need no stikin BAGES,So your a fisherman,what do you catch mostly........Fish!,
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Television:

Yes I own one, right now I'm teaching it to do tricks, so far I've been able to teach it to sit, speak, stay, collect dust,hide the remote,I taught it to dance but it will only do it when no one is looking like that damm frog on the bugs bunny cartoons, I think thier in cahoots with eachother...
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Books:

I have Dyslexia so reading takes a long time. I love it anyways, it's such a great way to escape. Books have been a huge part of my life, my home was always full of them, as a child I read many of the classics, and from time to time I will read them again ,it's like seeing an old friend and joing them on a great adventure.

Heroes:

I actually dont have a hero. But there are people that I admire for different things, like those people that can have a smile on thier face no matter what is going on(how the hell do they do that).Or the Guy that runs the little store around the corner from me, if he didnt get there every day I wouldnt be able to get my smokes or my caffinee fix(bless him). And my mom what a lady she raised 4 kids on her own,and maintained her sanity, I'll tell ya with just me alone it had to be hard.What about our troops, that takes real courage to do what they do, I dont support our Governments reasons but I do support the troops, bless them all. I hope you all come home safe.

My Blog

Boy with a broken sandal

It is not with youthful indiscretionthat he ambles,the boy with the white robes,but with dignity and passion.For he knows that grisly tasks - like the one at hand -have been converted intomere hurdles...
Posted by Marty on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:23:00 PST

Death in the fields

Your faceits such a beautiful placefor me to disgrace me. face me and my complications sexual insinuations.don't use yourverbal insulations for my sake.A life here I take a soul here I brake.rake away...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:51:00 PST

Ten useless facts you just have to know

1) Girls don't like to be complimented constenly2) Ham is NOT better then turkey3) Tohmas Crapper created the modern day toilet.... =]4) In order for cards to be mixed up enough to play with, they sho...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:21:00 PST

Sarahs Addiction

Taste the water, lick your plateLose a minute,to a quick fix.Appetite growing numb,feel the cold steel of icepicks.Morning breathes you dropped your gun again-You knowyou can't deal with this.Taste th...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:13:00 PST

untitled

"This way." it says,the wind to the storm."You are not but swellsof anger beating on the shore.Come with me and spill yourwrath with precision.""I need you not." it bellows,the storm to the wind.What ...
Posted by Marty on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:45:00 PST

Here comes the hounds

Trapped insideforced to hidefears collidewith silent soundspain resoundshere come the hounds.A mask of fearshides the tearsugly yearsshow the painsuch disdainno longer sane.Shallow breathing aircrying...
Posted by Marty on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:58:00 PST

Erased

Rumbling rocks below bear their rotten teeth,ancient howls deafen their cries -salty streams of foam -for the figure draped in midnight moon dust,arms spread wide.A blood-stubbed toe returns the compl...
Posted by Marty on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:58:00 PST

untitled

can't seem to shake those bloody eyesnot sure I want to--and run into a lullabytreating strangers as mutescan't seem toerase what you've memorizedtime to take a slight rest, tonightsugar coates notthe...
Posted by Marty on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:36:00 PST

still I rise

My LifeMy thoughts tear me downMy dreams have ebbed awayMy life full of regretMy life scorned with abuseMy pain so profoundYet still I rise ...
Posted by Marty on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:17:00 PST

more junk from my head

what I dont miss in a relationship   * I really hate that women feel the need to dance around the subject then get mad when you didnt get the hint, If you want me to know something then just say...
Posted by Marty on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:33:00 PST