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The God of Food and Wine

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New York



Your Japanese Name Is...
Shunichi Konoe What's your Japanese Name?

You Are an Excellent Cook
You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning.
It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire... Are You A Good Cook?

Your Deadly Sins
Greed: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Envy: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die in a shuttle crash, on your way to your resort on the moon. How Sinful Are You?

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tom
Birthday: yes, every year
Birthplace: Earth
Current Location: wherever I want to be
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: still natural
Height: 5' 4" standing, lying down 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I can use either hand, being ambidexterous comes in handy for alot of things
Your Heritage: hot blooded italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: black
Your Weakness: good food, top of the line whisky, beautiful women
Your Fears: dying before its time
Your Perfect Pizza: with lots of anchovies (hey I'M italian)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: becoming a famous chef
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: it's rock hard, it won't go down, oh well, that WAS a GREAT dream
Your Best Physical Feature: Can't mess with perfection, everything
Your Bedtime: I hardly ever sleep, always have better things to be doing
Your Most Missed Memory: having a girlfriend
Pepsi or Coke: Diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither, can't really stand for the slop, my cooking is better
Single or Group Dates: Groups are alot more fun, especially when we all get naked
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: isn't it still the same thing, tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: I wanna be the creamy center in an Oreo, so both
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: cigars only, I quit cigarettes
Do you Swear: shit yeah
Do you Sing: when someone grabs my balls or in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: I sing daily
Have you Been in Love: I'm always in love
Do you want to go to College: silly me, I went but wanna go back so I can party again
Do you want to get Married: my ankles are already shackled
Do you belive in yourself: I believe that my ankles are still shackled
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I bend down to try and unshackle my legs
Do you think you are Attractive: Not with these damn shackles!!
Are you a Health Freak: I drink, I like thousand year old eggs, yeah
Do you get along with your Parents: I get along great with them especially after giving them their meds
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, the lightning never hits these damn shackles
Do you play an Instrument: Its either that or play with a real instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: now thats a dumb question
In the past month have you Smoked: I have a few cigars a month
In the past month have you been on Drugs: please specify which drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: These damn shackles again!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hate em
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: its that interracial question again, isn't it? Several of them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: at least once every week
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the worlds a stage? Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: I do that at least once a day, every day like clockwork, middle of the day dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yep, especially at the water treatment center after it has been treated
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: of course, does a bear shit in the woods?
Ever been Drunk: one too many times to mention
Ever been called a Tease: tease? I like drinkin all sorts of tease specially green tease
Ever been Beaten up: if its the same as beatin off then yes, beaten up, no
Ever Shoplifted: its hard to the lift the whole shop, but yes I've indulged in a five finger discount on occassion
How do you want to Die: With a drink in my hand at an orgy where I am in the middle of several gorgeous women doing all manners of sexual perversion on me and to each other
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a famous Chef and entrepreneur
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or hazel eyes make me melt
Favourite Hair Color: definitely red, redheads are hot, then brunettes cum second
Short or Long Hair: long, long hair, past her ass long
Height: my height standing up, but not lying down, that would be a problem
Weight: petite to medium for women, I do not discriminate women based on their weight except for my co-worker/secretary Kathy
Best Clothing Style: mine is a pair of jeans with frayed holes and a black shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: at one time, 30 non-prescription drugs, over the years...many
Number of CDs I own: way too many to count
Number of Piercings: 2 in my ear, one God put in my ass, and one in my dick
Number of Tattoos: the ones I drew on washed off
Number of things in my Past I Regret: infinite
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How to make a Thomas
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
5 parts brilliance
1 part ego
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little fitness if desired!
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WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?

Pagan/Occultist
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Spending your entire life searching various forms of philosophy and religion, you choose to observe everything and believe little. You're personality is one of truth seeking, nature respecting and god/goddess accepting. Lastly, you don't judge anyone, but if annoyed, you will exact some form of revenge. You don't believe in the Three-Fold Law.
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You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life?s pleasures as much as you can.
?Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!?
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Existentialism


100%

Hedonism


100%

Utilitarianism


75%

Justice (Fairness)


75%

Strong Egoism


70%

Divine Command


55%

Kantianism


45%

Apathy


30%

Nihilism


25%
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Travel Horoscope for Taurus
When you travel, you demand the best. You desire total luxury.
You want a vacation full of pampering, delicious food, and the ultimate in comfort..
You should travel:
To any Four Seasons hotel
Via a luxury cruise
To world class cities like Paris and London
To any five star spa or resort
Via a private jet What's Your Travel Horoscope?

My Interests



HANSUKE JAPAN Calligraphy Comments

Wow, where do I begin? I guess my number one interest amd passion will always be food.

You Are Japanese Food
Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw. What Kind of Food Are You?

I am a hardcore foodie and Chef at heart. I simply love to cook!!! I like to try any type of food at least once. I am probably one of the few people who keeps a can of scorpions handy for a quick snack,

or really large water beetles in my freezer to be cooked in a ginger sauce and eaten. As Robin Leach always said, "Life is filled with champagne wishes and caviar dreams". Well, I guess I like to live that life and I do. I keep my truffles near my butter, This is the world's most expensive white Alba truffle $112,000.


my caviar thoroughly chilled,
my Foie Gras in nice big pieces,
and the Dom Perignon in the wine cellar.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste (1825)
With my interest in food, libations in drink form interest me as well. I collect wine and stock my wine cellar. I also collect whisky,

tequila, vodka, cognac, brandy, Dom Perignon, and bottles of Absinthe. Of course I am so spoiled, I only collect THE BEST STUFF. Sometimes I will not rest until I find and acquire that very special bottle. Same goes for cigars as well.
I love to travel, and simply do not get to do it enough. I love to garden, you would tend to find me in the vegetable garden, herb garden, or among my grapevines. Along with all the best things in life to enjoy, the most precious of all is my wife and kids. I wouldn't trade either of them for the world. I love my wife dearly, and would never think of being apart from her, ever. We share a very strong bond, a bond that scares us sometimes. We finish each others thoughts, even think the same things even from distances apart. She is my whole world and so are my kids. My kids are wonderful. I have a son that is a teenager, and a seven year old daughter. I share every moment with them, and thank God every day for them.

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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet other Culinarians, Chefs, Personal Chefs, Restauranteurs, Winemakers, Brewers, Distillers, Master Distillers, and people in general who love to cook, enjoy food, and those who enjoy distilled, brewed, fermented, or macerated drinks. For me, food, drink, and sex are lifes greatest pleasures!! Nothing else matters! We all need to sustain and maintain our bodies with energy and exercise!! Well, I am definitely carnal, Hedonistic, and I believe in fulfilling lifes senses in the most extreme ways, sparing all expense. So, if you are interested in taking a journey of the senses with me, you are the person I want to meet!


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Music:



I like everything and anything! Music defines our soul and shapes us into who we are!!


You are BLACK METAL. You're evil and everybody
around you knows it. You listen to the most
evil and sacraligious music there is. You hate
God, Christ, and anybody that believes in it.
You usually don't have to be violent since you
perspire a sense of being a psychopathic serial
murdering cannibal. This makes you happy.

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Lyrics to "Down with the Sickness"
Can you feel that? Oh shit A-wa-ca-ca-caA-wa-ca-ca-caDrowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel (will you give in to me) It seems what's left of my human sideis slowly changing in me (will you give in to me) Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changesViolently it changes There is no turning back now You've woken up the demon in me Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate and let it flow in to me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift that has been given to me I can see inside you the sickness is rising Don't try to deny what you feel (will you give in to me) It seems that all that was good has died And is decaying me (will you give in to me) It seems you're having some trouble In dealing with these changes Living with these changes The world is a scary place Now that you've woken up the demon in me Madness has now come over me And when I dreamNo mommy don't do it again Don't do it again I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise No mommy don't hit me, OwWhy did you have to hit me like that, MommyDon't do it, you're hurting me, OwWhy did you have to be such a bitch Why don't you Why don't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just leave here and die Never stick your hand in my face again bitch Fuck you I don't need this shit You stupid, sadistic, abusive fucking whore Would you like to see how it feels mommy Here it comes, get ready to die

Movies:














Television:


Food TV Network is practically all I watch in excess. I record nearly everything to my DVR so I am not tied down to my t.v. There is more to life than wasting it in front of the tube. Here are some of the programs I like that I record that I watch at my leisure: Iron Chef America, Bizarre Foods, No Reservations, Culinary competitions, Days of our Lives (how many guys would admit to this one!), Vegas, Medium, E.R., CSI NY/Vegas/Miami, HGTV, DIY Network, and the Discovery channel. As you can see, I watch a bit of everything from the practical, to the senselessly romantic soap operas, the entertaining prime time shows, comedy, cartoons, and finally educational shows.





Books:

Anne Rice, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and John Grisham for horror. I have an extensive cookbook and cooking magazine collection. I just purchased Kim Haasarud's Book entitled "101 Margaritas"! Great book! It is a must have for anyone who is a connoisseur!














Brian Haner is an accomplished singer, songwriter, comedian and guitarist. Currently he is touring with Jeff Dunham. He is also the father of Synyster Gates who is the lead guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold! Gotta give credit where credit is due, without our parent's love and support, we wouldn't be who we are today! Kudos to Brian Sr.!!

Heroes:

Henri de Toulouse Lautrec, Vincent Van Gogh, Ernest Hemingway, Paul Marie Verlaine, Arthur Rimbaud, Alfred Jarry, Charles Cros, Pablo Picasso,

Richard Paterson (Master Blender for Whyte & Mackay, I have met him), Emeril Lagasse (met him), Paul Prudhomme (met him), Masaharu Morimoto (met him), Iron Chef Chen Kenichi, Bobby Flay (met him), Alton Brown (met him), David Lawrence (he sent me a signed photo), Gordon Ramsey (he sent me a signed book), Nick Paine (have letter and signed photograph of him), ..
Mario Batali, Cat Cora, Wolfgang Puck, Anthony Bourdain, and my grandfather, God rest his soul!



Their restaurant has earned Wine Spectators award of excellence! They are one of my clients! Please visit them, click image above! Thank you!


In 2006, I had supplied oversized champagne glasses to the South Beach Wine and Food Festival!! Please visit their site!


My Blog

World’s Most Expensive Desserts!!

WHAT: Strawberries Arnaud WHERE: Arnaud's, New Orleans PRICE: $1.4 million These berries with bling aren't A. Casbarian's first foray into the world of absurd eats. He previously showcased a jewel-st...
Posted by The God of Food and Wine on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:18:00 PST

Ummm! Spicy Shrimp and ice cold beer!!

As you all know, I tend to get a little obsessive about food.  I love to create or re-create different dishes suited to my taste.  Since I am a hot and spicy kind of guy, mexican cooking ten...
Posted by The God of Food and Wine on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:57:00 PST

Mata Hari Absinthe comes to America!

The first real "Bohemian-style" Absinthe is launching in the American market and by August should be available coast to coast - in over 20 states. Mata Hari brand Absinthe boasts an impressive pedigre...
Posted by The God of Food and Wine on Fri, 30 May 2008 05:35:00 PST

Luxury tequila...the best of the best!!

For your information, these are the best of the best -- don't you dare serve them with salt and a slice of lime.  These are the finest made luxury tequilas!  If anyone knows where to find an...
Posted by The God of Food and Wine on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:16:00 PST

I just received about five pounds of Ramps!

It seems that in the springtime, I go a little crazy over spring vegetables! I just love ramps, fiddlehead ferns, and morel mushrooms! I just can't get enough of them! I will use them in just about...
Posted by The God of Food and Wine on Sat, 03 May 2008 05:20:00 PST

I was in a car accident!

A few days ago, someone had broadsided me!  My caravan is now a terrible wreck!!  Now I want to wring the scrawny little bitch's neck that did this!  I was simply driving along, mindin...
Posted by The God of Food and Wine on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:57:00 PST

Fiddleheads Taste Like Spring!

It's that time of year again folks!  Spring is the time to get outdoors and enjoy the sunshine and nothing is more fun than going on an old-fashioned wild food hunt. One of mother nature's first ...
Posted by The God of Food and Wine on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:05:00 PST

Jeff Dunhams Spark of Insanity Tour...hell of a great time!

This past Thursday evening, I took my family to go see famed ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham.  He was performing at the Rochester Auditorium Theater, and it was his Spark of Insanity tour! I had...
Posted by The God of Food and Wine on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:40:00 PST

Looking for suggestions...Wagyu beef

I have ordered roughly 10 lbs of Wagyu beef strip loin and I am looking for suggestions on methods of preparation.  It’s gold quality and really well marbled!  I want to prepare severa...
Posted by The God of Food and Wine on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:21:00 PST

Grrrrr...Ive been f**cking around for two days with html!!

For the past two days, I have been screwing around with my html code!! It seems someone or something had attached itself to my page and somehow changed my code! I had to delete some comments thinkin...
Posted by The God of Food and Wine on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:47:00 PST