I love getting new friends.
Last name: Null
I write,
"Suburban cornpone with relish."
— Tim Null
Websites:
Tim's Befuddled Universe
Loose-Leaf Living
NEW Loose-Leaf Living DEMO
Harry & Olive [Coming Soon- ish ]
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"The secret to a secret is to never tell." — Patrik Tanner
(from "Gone #3")
"They say you gotta dream to make it real." — Jon James
(from "(So Far) Off Broadway")
"...now it's coming down to the wire, wondering where your epiphany went." — Tina Schlieske
(from "Devotional Breakdown'')
"...so much past inside my present." — Feist
(from "Past in Present")
"...you cry until you laugh" — Regina Spektor
(from "On The Radio")
"...cozy and cold" — Feist (from "1234")
"...remember the good things..." — This Ember Season
(from "I'll Be Standing By")
"I got a bird that whistles. I got a bird that sings."
(from "Corrine, Corrina")
"One day you're going to find you're ok." — Mia Dyson
(from "Choose")
"What I know I know it well." — Tina Schlieske
(from "Hardly Tell")
I encourage friends to include examples of their art in comments; for example, music videos, film trailers, or jpeg's of paintings and photos.
Also, feel free, to announce important concerts, showings, etcetera (while I attempt to be subtle or sly about my own self-promotion).
You are always welcome at this page, so stop by anytime, if only to say, "Hello, Friend".
The editorial viewpoint expressed on this page is my own.
— TSNull
"Thank you for being a friend"
Andrew Gold sang that.
"Thank you for being my friend"
I said that, and it's as good as gold .
Hi, my name is Tim Null .
It's been said that the road to Hell was paved with good intentions, and that I pave a little more road every day.
On the other hand, I live in the moment,
and only procrastinate one day at a time.
I am what I am,
and I am "mostly harmless" (thank you Douglas Adams ).
I attempt to tell the truth, as I
imagine
it.
I am as crazy as two loons trying to mate under a March moon. For one thing, I hear the whispers of imaginary rumors about myself . Two examples, I am paranoid (but then, who isn't?), and I dream about Yasorg at night, (but then, who doesn't?).
I am a retired Technical Editor. For a few years I have been writing about music and stuff on my website to avoid housework. (And recently* I even had a podcast!) It was a sweet gig! Check it out, http://www.befuddled.org .
Unfortunately I got busted by the Dust Bunny Patrol, and now there's housecleaning in my future.
Muck Buckets!!! Here I go again!
Well, Yogi said, "....When there's a fork in the road, take it!''
Oh, one more thing...
Mrs. Muddle and I have been married for 38 years, which is something of a feat, because Mrs. Muddle claims she's only forty.
*The summer of 2006.
Tim's Befuddled Universe
2009 Valentine's Day submission guidelines
I am a humorist,
because comedians are expected to be funny. — Stocker Null
Tim's next project:
An Online
Episodic Fictional Series.
Featuring
HARRY & OLIVE™
and
Their Best Friend
LEWD DICK™
© Stocker Null
Coming in 2008.
THE CHEWY CHOICE AWARD is one of my highest priorities. Over time I want to (a) increase public awareness of the award, (b) increase the status of the award, and (c) both formalize and "open" the selection process.
Chewy: The Brain behind the Brawn.
Chewy recommends Lorna Bracewell.
Lorna Bracewell received the first Chewy Choice Award
Chewy recommends Patrik Tanner.
Patrik Tanner received the second Chewy Choice Award
Hear song streams and read my presentation speech .
Chewy recommends Namoli Brennet.
Namoli Brennet's Award Presentation