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Emily

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to gi

About Me

I know I know, I'm a sadist, but these guys crack my shit up!
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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4 Random Things I Like About Christopher 1 - When he laughes really hard and no sound comes out 2 - His willingness to do anything for me 3 - How much he loves Homer 4 - His arm lump4 Jobs I've Had 1 ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:53:00 GMT

Testament to our times.

Lyrics to "John Lennon" by Citizen Cope:(La la la) (La la la) (La la la) Without you I'd be all alone (La la la) Without you I'd be all alone (La la la) Without you I'd be all alone (La la la) Say wi...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Summertime Rolls

I cannot-mutherfucking-wait for the warmth!  It will be great!"Fell into A sea of grass And disappeared among The shady blades... Children all Ran over me Screaming tag! You are the one! ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Certifiably

Holy Hell I am restless.  I don't know if it's because the weather is changing or I'm unhappy with the state my life is in or I'm being impatient waiting for my goals to be realized.  All I ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:13:00 GMT

Top Ten (first of possibly more)

So everyone is doing those top ten lists, okay, so they have been for some time, but for some reason, I give a shit now.  Who knows. Eeeny-waye, I thought until I get bored of it I'm going to sta...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:50:00 GMT

Standby

I'm rolling down a well worn roadI'm wondering if I'll ever knowIf I'll be better than I was beforeWhen I surface through the service doorBye I'm on standbyOut of order or sort of unalignedPowered dow...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:44:00 GMT

The world is full of supposed tos.

I am leaving for Vegas in approximately 6 hrs and I cannot for the life of me get to sleep.  I know I have issues, and I'm supposed to go to bed, but here I sit listening to Weezer, drinking wine...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:56:00 GMT