I heart raunchy glamour, yoga, surreal situations, eyeliner, musk, kitsch, tapatio, monster trucks, making out, cheese, dark chocolate, good pinot grigio, better pinot noir, bloody marys on airplanes, swedish rokk, smart people, sexy people, comedians, misfits, sunglasses, over-accesorizing, the 80's, karoke, pole dancing, and painkillers. I also really really enjoy being single. really. monogamy is so last century.
open-minded people.
smart people.
funny people.
people who get it.
cultured, well-traveled people.
people who consider cocktails a food group.
people who say "prolly" instead of "probably."
irresistably sexy people.
quirky people.
passionate people.
people who can buy a hot outfit at wal-mart and fool everyone into thinking it's way expensive.
people who want more from their vegas trip than a cheesy overrated nightclub filled with bridge & tunnel types who still get excited when they hear "in da club" (cuz i'm a rock concierge. yo)I would not like to meet:
morons or cokeheads.
people who say "peep me" or "peep my page". the only peeps i want to know about are made of marshmallow.
so-called fashionistas who look like they bought their outfit at wal-mart. (as britney spears has proven, you just can't buy class)
people who type in upper and lowercase letters together and think it's all pimpadelic. cuz it's not.FEAR and LOADED is Vegas' only rock and roll VIP hosting service. We welcome all thrill seekers to Sin City, 21 and up. We prefer enlightened souls from places like NYC, L.A., San Francisco, London, and other cities with a clue. If you know that the best parties aren't neccessarily the most publicized...if you appreciate the history and kitsch of old vegas landmarks just as much as the new and more lavish resorts...if you're an educated, well rounded individual who some might refer to as a hipster, rocker, funky, or other similar offbeat descriptions, FEAR & LOADED is totally for you. Unfortunately F&L is on hiatus temporarily. When it comes back, you'll know it.
JUDAS PRIEST!Monster Magnet, AC/DC, MOTLEY CRUE, KISS, Van Halen (DLR), Guns 'N' Roses, FAITH NO MORE, Rolling Stones, Black Crowes, Journey, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, NIN, The Cult, Def Leppard, Hanoi Rocks, Queen, Gun Club, H.I.M., Marilyn Manson (Mechanical Animals and everything after), Andrew WK, THE DARKNESS, International Noise Conspiracy, Death From Above 1979, Backyard Babies, Hellacopters, TURBONEGRO, Wendy O. Williams/Plasmatics, Riot, Motorhead, Nashville Pussy, The Misfits, Joan Jett, Ramones, New York Dolls, Iggy Pop, T. Rex, Blondie, The Cars, Dio, Sex Pistols, Fu Manchu, Minor Threat, Duran Duran, Garbage, Scissor Sisters, Le Tigre, Elastica, The Peels, The Binges, The Black Halos, Priestess, Goblin Cock, Prodigy (the old stuff), Orb, Silverspun Pickups, The Music, Electric Six, The Wildhearts, The Killers, The Stills, The Panthers, Sigur Ros, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Strokes, The Donnas, old Madonna (anything pre-Ray of Light), Run DMC, Poison, Satanicide, J.J. Fad, Tone Loc, Corn Mo, Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine, The Fitness, Pink, Pat Benatar, cheez rokk from the 80's, fabulous disco, anything Little Steven plays on Underground Garage, and especially FA-COCK-TA (in my top friends. hottest band ever.)
SHOWGIRLS!!
Foxes, Spinal Tap, The Lost Boys, Teen Wolf, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, A Mighty Wind, Pretty Woman, Party Girl, The Matrix, A Clockwork Orange, Ciao! Manhattan, and some tasteful porn.
The OC. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Family Guy. CSI: Miami. 2 1/2 Men. Nip/Tuck. Mind of Mencia. Project Runway. America's Next Top Model. HGTV. VH-1 Classic. Food Network. Bill Maher. Jon Stewart. Larry King.
The Dirt, Atlas Shrugged, Ways of Seeing, The Last Party, The Presentation of The Self in Everyday Life, Ralph Waldo Emerson's Self Reliance, and Guy Debord's The Society of the Spectacle.
Gina Gershon, Amy Sacco, Ingrid Casares, Steve Rubell, Ron Delsener, Heidi Fliess, Stephen Cojacaru, Taylor St. Claire, Rob Halford, Freddie Mercury.Trailer Fabulous' Johnny Hardesty...best show ever. can't believe it was cancelled.