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Hustla Mike

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son!

About Me

This is the actual day I ran with the bulls! You can see Harry at the very end!

My Interests


TheVegasHustler.com

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone I wanna meet is either dead or I've already met them! Oh maybe Larry Flint, so I can punch him right in his fuckin' cocksucker! Prick!

Music:

Rock-A-Billy, Punk & CLASSIC ROCK!!!

Movies:

Oh lord this could take awhile... All gangster movies, Scarface, Goodfellas, so on. A good drug movie, Fear & Loathing, Spun, Requiem for a Dream, so on. Any and all comedies, way to many to name.

Television:

Inked, No Reservations, Caesars 24/7, Girls Next Door, Party at the Palms... pretty much only shows I have appeared on!

Books:

Hunter S Thompson, Charles Bukowski

My Blog

I hate you! I hate you! I don’t even know you, but I hate ya guts!

I saw this on Craig's list and thought it was pretty fucking awesome... I hate you! I don't care what color you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care...
Posted by Hustla Mike on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:18:00 PST

Showing my soft side with a lil poetry...

This is not my original poem, but I stumbled upon it today and wanted to share it with everyone. It brought a tear to my eye. Oh God! Beauty unsurpassed,With wit and sass to match,A body that brings m...
Posted by Hustla Mike on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:16:00 PST

This goes out to all the Las Vegans!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM LAS VEGAS WHEN: 1. You have no idea what a scarf does, but think it looks good2. You know how to get to any casino on the strip without taking Vegas Blvd3. You know where the natu...
Posted by Hustla Mike on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:54:00 PST

Cool Band Story

This one time at band camp...umm wait... wrong band stories. I was a Nightclub Photographer for 5 years and they would always host Rock Concerts that I would get to work, so I have tons of good storie...
Posted by Hustla Mike on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:44:00 PST

Dear Internet Porn

Dear Internet Porn, These last ten years have been quite a trip, have they not? My letter to you now, however, is not one of celebration... I don't feel like we are the same anymore. We just don't hav...
Posted by Hustla Mike on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:14:00 PST

Did anyone see me on the Travel Channel?

Korby and I made a guest appearance on the hit show "No Reservations" with Anthony Bourdain on the Travel Channel. We showed him how to do Vegas RIGHT! We hit up the Double Down, El Sombrero, Fireside...
Posted by Hustla Mike on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 11:21:00 PST

The BIG Top Birfday Bash

Our Annual March Birfday Bash never disappoints, but this one was just down right crazy! Every year since our 21st, we've thrown a huge party for the March Birthday Boys - Harry, Lil' Mike & ...
Posted by Hustla Mike on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:04:00 PST

86 Rules of Drinking

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot, ALWAYS!.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4....
Posted by Hustla Mike on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:08:00 PST

TheVegasHustler.com

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Posted by Hustla Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what you might not know... about me.

These are in no particular order: 10 Random Things You Might Not Know About Me: I have 11 animals My next door neighbor is a swingers club I hate Jager, but i'll drink it anyway I love spicy food I m...
Posted by Hustla Mike on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:46:00 PST