Straight outta Vegas (well one from Detroit via NYC, one from NYC via PA, and from Queens) -- three jews with nothing to prove, who haven't been to temple in years, and mix milk with meat on a regular basis got together one night and decided to make a joke out of the holy jewish traditions that more religious types hold so dear. Sure to enrage orthodox rabbis everywhere, MC ETHEL, Jewish Dave, and AVI the OG (Orthodox Gangsta) are comin' atcha with beats, rhymes, rokk, and a whole lotta pork. Hilarity ensued at their debut shows in 2005. However, the pressures of being the hottest heebs in the land became too much for the three members and they each took time off to pusue non-jewish interests. Now, in 2008, MC Ethel and Jewish Dave are hard at work finally completing their debut album, LOXSTARS. They're looking forward to a Hannukkah release and tour! OFFICIAL BIO:
Introducing....the kids your Jewish mother warned you about: FA-COCK-TA!Intentionally raunchy, devilishly clever, and a complete affront to anything conservative, FA-COCK-TA are busting on of Vegas with heeb-flavored rhymes that are totally contagious. They're a triple-Jew crew with attitude!
What's more impressive? The lyrical genius of Jewish Dave? The soaring vocal abilities of MC Ethel? Or that Avi the OG (Orthodox Gangsta) can drop beats so masterfully while still managing to make a talis this year's fashion statement? Experience FA-COCK-TA live and decide for yourself!
Covering Judas Priest....aping Spinal Tap....there's no telling what FA-COCK-TA will do next. But one thing is for sure...FA-COCK-TA is gonna ROCK ya!
Their debut show at MIST inside TREASURE ISLAND-Las Vegas, happened on Rosh Hashanah and featured a Manichewitz Martini menu and an Apples and Honey Bar! Their second show at the Las Vegas Bagel Ball found them yaking it up with Jewish singles twice their age -- which means there's hope for them yet! J Date anyone? Check out their website at www.FA-COCK-TA.com and be on the lookout for their debut full length album, LOXSTARS, in 2008!Dear Jimmy Kimmel, Since we know how much you like holiday-specific schtick, and since we love you a lot as well, we are willing to save a space for you on our highly anticipated "Hipster Hanukkah" Tour which will no doubt sell out in mere hours. Have your people get in touch with our people. Or we could have our people harass, we mean CONTACT your people incessantly....but don't worry, in the end, if you choose to deny FA-COCK-TA the immense pleasure of performing for you, we will be sad, but we will let your people go....and finallyDear Mr T., MC ETHEL has always had a crush on you. Her grandfather told her not to have a crush on a "shvartze" but she screamed at him and ran away at an early age, carrying your photo with her wherever she went. Please Mr. T, come see FA-COCK-TA perform and say hi to Ethel. She will shit her pants. Well maybe not literally, but just in case she does we want you to know what you're in for.Thanks for reading and remember -- you don't have to be a Jew to make fun of Jewish stuff -- but it helps, and may save you a beating or two! (Were stronger than we look)FA-COCK-TA loves you a lot!
xo -- Avi, Ethel, and Jewish DaveNew songs coming soon! Additional songs to be posted include: GANGSTAZ OF HILARITY and SCHMOOZIN' & ABUSIN' (here's a hint: it ROCKS!)
Shalom Motherfuckers!..
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