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Jewish Dave

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About Me


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Jewish Dave is laid back.
Jewish Dave is funny.
Jewish Dave is nice.
Jewish Dave rarely worries about anything.
Jewish Dave was born in Brooklyn, NY.
Jewish Dave grew up in Stroudsburg, PA (the Poconos).
Jewish Dave currently lives in Las Vegas, NV. He likes it, usually.
Jewish Dave loves animals.
Jewish Dave has a The Sadie Pup, a Fenix Face, and a Lily Bear Head Cat.
Jewish Dave isn't too fond of most people.
Jewish Dave is very fond of his girlfriend (he loves her).
Jewish Dave also loves his parents.
Jewish Dave thinks his friends are better than your friends, even if he never wants to hang out anymore.
Jewish Dave hates religion & politics, although he talks about them a bunch.
Jewish Dave works at his dad's record store, Wax Trax Records, and will continue to forever.
Jewish Dave used to do promotional work for various music companies such as Sony Music and The Syndicate.
Jewish Dave thinks he's too old to still be doing that kind of work.
Jewish Dave is usually on Myspace on his desktop, laptop, cellphone, and at work... So you can probably get ahold of him... He's pretty addicted.
Jewish Dave plays Xbox Live (Gamertag - JudayaMindSlaya).
Jewish Dave plays Nintendo Wii (Friend Code - 2285-4682-1008-1294).
Jewish Dave used to go out 5 nights a week, now he stays home.
Jewish Dave does go out sometimes, though, and feels comfortable anywhere he ends up, but will complain all night if he has to spend more than $3.00 on a beer.
Jewish Dave makes music (the core of his home-studio is Cakewalk's Sonar).
Jewish Dave is currently focused on more instrumental style music for film/tv/videogames... If you need music, hit him up.
Jewish Dave used to produce for a bunch of Las Vegas-based rappers.
Jewish Dave has 5 comedy rap groups including the world-famous Polar Bear MC's (see links below).
Jewish Dave is a film critic and has his own website, www.thatcriticdude.com .
Jewish Dave has a website for his music at www.polarbearz.net .
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My Interests

Alphabetizing My Myspace Lists
Being on Myspace all fucking day
Bourbon
Chips & Salsa
Dogs and Cats (mainly dogs even though I have 2 cats)
Drinking with Q
Getting stuff for free
Gina-Bo-Beena
Going On Dates
Guitar
Keyboard
Late Night Talk Shows
Light Beer
Movie popcorn
Movie Soundtracks
Movies
Music
News
Parties
Playing hard to get with Bizzo
Reading Pointless Magazines
School (just being there, not the classes)
Scooby Doo
Sleep
Solitare
Stella / UCB / Strangers With Candy / The State
Stupid Facts
Talking on the phone
Text messaging
Trying to be succesful in the music business
Videogames (old ones and puzzle games)
Vinyl

or just check out http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ hahaha.

I'd like to meet:

No one really.
I already have the most amazing and beautiful girlfriend in the world named Gina-Bo-Beena. She's the greatest and I love her completely. I also know enough people that I tend to have to dodge my cell phone most days anyway.
I do, however, think that Steven Colbert, Paul Rudd and Trey Parker are the three greatest people alive, followed closely by David Wain, Bill Murray and Leslie Neilsen.
I'd also like to un-meet Q, Tha Big Yummy, MC Randumb and D-Mize. :-) I kid, I kid.
I'd actually like to meet some people that are working on film projects so I can possibly collaborate and do music for them.
Otherwise, if you just want to talk to me... you should at least know what The State, Stella, Upright Citizens Brigade, or Strangers With Candy are... Or at the VERY least, South Park... Or else I'm going to have a really hard time caring.
If you don't laugh at this, I don't need you.

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Music:

A Perfect Circle
Acceptance
Aqualung
Augustana
Billy Idol
Bob Dylan
Bon Jovi
Bruce Springsteen
Butch Walker
Camp Lo
Coheed & Cambria
Coldplay
Dave Matthews Band
David Ford
Dead Kennedys
Def Leppard
Depeche Mode
Fiona Apple
Franz Ferdinand
Free Sticker
Front 242
Goo Goo Dolls
Green Day
Guns N Roses
Hope of the States
John Mayer
Johnny Cash
Keane
Lard
Led Zeppelin
Lola Ray
Madonna
Mat Kearney
MC Randumb
Metallica
Mew
Michael Jackson
Ministry
Mobb Deep
Modest Mouse
Morrissey
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
Neil Diamond
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Outkast
Pailhead
Pearl Jam
Pete Yorn
Pink Floyd
Prodigy
Queen
Rancid
Red Light School District
Revolting Cocks
Rooney
Secret Machines
Switchfoot
Tenacious D
The Black Keys
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Coral
The Cure
The Darkness
The Eats
The Fray
The Hives
The Killers
The Raveonettes
The Strokes
The White Stripes
The Who
The Zutons
Tom Petty
Tool
Travis
Twisted Sister
U2
Van Halen
Weezer
Weird Al
Wu-Tang Clan
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

Ok I'm still not sure what happened to my movies list... but for now, I'll just add the first ones that come to mind, and i'll update it later...

There Will Be Blood
No Country For Old Men
The Ten
Wet Hot American Summer
The Evil Dead Series
The Naked Gun Series
The Royal Tennembaum
The Life Aquatic
Eternal Sunshine
Finding Neverland
The Big Lebowski
Payback
Shadow Of The Vampire
Death To Smoochy
Airplane
All Mel Brooks Movies
All Trey Parker Movies
Cloverfield
Dead Alive
Strangers With Candy
Gangs Of New York
Hot Fuzz
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Lost In Translation
Groundhogs Day

Ok that concludes my update for today. This is just the first movies that came to mind. I love alot more than just this. One day I'll attempt to create a big list. If you haven't seen any of these, go see them.

Television:

South Park
The Simpsons
Family Guy
The State
Stella
Strangers With Candy
Upright Citizens Brigade
The Critic
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Office
Extras
Late Night With Conan O Brien
The Daily Show with John Stewart
The Colbert Report
Law & Order
Saturday Night Live (Until 2000ish)
In Living Color
The Ben Stiller Show
Married With Children
Seinfeld
Wheel of Fortune

Books:

State by State with the State
High Fidelity
America: The Book
I Am America (And So Can You)!
Magazines

Heroes:

Steven Colbert
Trey Parker
Paul Rudd
David Wain
Bruce Campbell
Leslie Neilsen
The RZA
Ghostface
Scooby Doo
Rock & Roll Billyb

My Blog

another update from your buddy jewish dave

i’m glad to hear you’re doing so well... me? oh i’m doing great. let’s see. what am i up to... well first of all my beautiful girlfriend, Gina-Bo-Beena, is away for the week in...
Posted by Jewish Dave on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:00:00 PST

Top 10 Movies of 2007

UPDATE: (February 4th, 2008) So I finally got to see "There Will Be Blood" a few weeks ago and as many of you know, I loved it just as much if not more than I thought I would. Basically I'd give it a ...
Posted by Jewish Dave on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:34:00 PST

hows my demo coming along you ask? ill tell you...

well aside from finishing my "american gangster" review (i liked it, it wasn't the classic a lot of people are making it out to be, but i liked it), i'll be spending the rest of this week figurin...
Posted by Jewish Dave on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:24:00 PST

a birthday gift from the sadie pup

i woke up this morning, the day that's for me,and walked into the bathroom to take a birthday pee,but lo and behold, what did i see???enough poop for not one horse, nay, but three!how could so much po...
Posted by Jewish Dave on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:56:00 PST

well, well well... you all got your wish

"The function that you are currently trying to use is disabled and will be back shortly.We are making some minor changes to this section so please bear with us until we can get it back online.Please d...
Posted by Jewish Dave on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:29:00 PST

bedtime poem

goodnight to all to all a goodnightjewish dave will hit the bed and turn out the lighthe will rest his head on the pillows so softand into his dreams he will quickly take offand if fenix spills his be...
Posted by Jewish Dave on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

it's been a while... time for a new blog

here it is
Posted by Jewish Dave on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST

little update on my pets

so i think i've reordered my list of which pets i hate the most. it used to be that lily bear was the best, fenix was in the middle, and the sadie pup was the worst animal ever. now, due to various ev...
Posted by Jewish Dave on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:45:00 PST

what the hell?

am i supposed to blog about? i don't really have anything to tell you right now. i'm just bored.
Posted by Jewish Dave on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST

might as well get them in early...

my oscar picks.. since it's really, really early, and i still have a few things i need to see, i'll probably change a few things later... you got two possiblities here: MY PICK and WINNER (who i think...
Posted by Jewish Dave on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:53:00 PST