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The Cheat

Viper Room, June 11th at 9 PM!

About Me



IMAGINE YOURSELF WITH THE WHITEST TEETH YOU'VE EVER SEEN!!!The Cheat guarantees a blindingly whiter smile, increased self-esteem, and a more fulfilling sex life. One evening with the Cheat will make you sleep better, live longer, and will give you that lean, sculpted set of abdominals you've always wanted. The Cheat contains no carbohydrates or hydrogenated oils. Now available with anti-oxidants.

Purchase The Cheat's EP, "Drunk With Power" on ..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/15/2004
Band Website: thecheat.net
Band Members:------Sam Alexander, Stephen Edelstein, Jesse Nolan, and Keith Patterson
Influences: a long list of all of your favorite bands, sunshine, capitalism, the information superhighway, Steven Segal's full length: "Songs from the Crystal Cave."
Sounds Like:
Record Label: Permanent Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Last night’s show

Just wanted to say thanks to everyone that came out to the Viper Room show last night. If you weren't there, it was off the frickin' chain. Packed. I'm still waiting on the official figure, but I'm re...
Posted by The Cheat on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:46:00 PST

drummers can blog too

  Hello Im here and my name is Stephen.  I sit in the back when we play shows.  For the time being this entry will be at the top of our blog list so I temporarily feel very vi...
Posted by The Cheat on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:11:00 PST

"Drunk with Power" - Oct. 22nd

The new 6-song EP from The Cheat, titled "Drunk With Power", is finished, and will be made available from www.thecheat.net on October 22. To be the first to get your copy, come out to the CD release s...
Posted by The Cheat on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST

EP almost done

The EP is almost done. tracks will include (and not necessarily in this order)sense of humormade to be forgottensooner or laterdon't waste my timediet coke at the gapnot so badwe are entertaining subm...
Posted by The Cheat on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST

Website

The new website is up! Check it out at www.thecheat.net and let us know what you think. Certain features are still in their infancy, but you can expect the site to be fully-functional in a matter of w...
Posted by The Cheat on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:46:00 PST

Recording Is Fun

So we've been recording our new EP with Dan Morris, drummer extraordinaire and former Smashing Pumpkins percussionist. It's sounding really good. Being a percussionist, Dan has an extensive collection...
Posted by The Cheat on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:51:00 PST

We Must Rock Harder

I want everyone to go here: http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/fan_forum/scott_stapp/inde x.jsp?partnerId=stapp_300x60 How inferior do WE feel, now that we've seen Scott Stapp? I'll tell you: VERY...
Posted by The Cheat on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:47:00 PST

Tour Diary

So, I'm writing this for myself as much as anyone else, but if you participated in the following and want to add something, be my guest. The Getting to Know Our Bodies Tour was a fabulous experience f...
Posted by The Cheat on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:12:00 PST

Back in Berkeley

Hey Everyone, Thanks to all who came to our San Marcos, LA, and Berkeley shows. The tour has been a blast thus far. Squirrel vs Bear are killing it. If you are in Berkeley currently, we are playin...
Posted by The Cheat on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 12:30:00 PST

Tour / Website / New Songs

Greetings. As you can tell if you've been to www.thecheat.net recently, we've finally found a website designer that we like. Consequently, everything that was on thecheat.net before is now gone. So...
Posted by The Cheat on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 01:20:00 PST