MEAT!collecting 2 headded things, mark ryden, bruce weber, francis bacon, ellen von unwerth, david lachapelle, mark romanek, glenn barr, matt burlingame, tony ward, liz mcgrath, anthony ausgang, gary baseman, nathan cabrera, coop, camille rose garcia, robert williams- i could go on forever!
i am kind of partial to my own photography as well, lowbrow art , ebay, the weird and bizarre creatures of the deep deep dark and deep ocean, collecting taxidermy squirrels in outfits and admiring photos of exceptionally handsome giraffes.
i like flying, flying squirrels and otter space- whoops i mean outter space.
i like learning, and people who like learning from me.
as a kid, i didn't play with barbie, i built robots and my first toy was the vincent price shrunken head kit. i think that set the tone...
i would also someday like to have a helper monkey and to travel around the world. it would be nice to have the monkey as company... width="425" height="350" ..
I'd like to meet:
a manly boy who can eat a 72 ounce steak under an hour so it's free- then they take your picture and hang it on the wall.
clearly i am looking for someone with goals.
i want someone who is looking for their best friend- someone who wants to turn the everyday mundane into adventures. someone who likes to laugh and someone to be my hero and always make me feel safe. someone that wants to be respected and mentally stimulated- yes physically as well- did you not check out my rack?!?! i will probably kick your ass at air hockey .
please be brimming with personality and a kid at heart.
must love puppies, bacon, science experiments, scary movies and black fishnets.
don't be a liar and don't play games either- i just don't have the time-
or
maybe i'd just like to meet an astronaut.
I don't know what this is, but I want one.
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I enjoy soup, taking naps and fighting crime.
Jennifer has No Real Friends to Speak of.
Hot Dog
Chewie
David Lynch
Bear
Haunted Mansion
Grilled Cheese
Tree Freshener
Hamster
Quentin Tarantino
Baked Potato
Submarine Voyage
Roosevelt Franklin
Mr. Onion
The Riverbottom Nightmare Band
Pirates of the Caribbean
Bacon
Joe Strummer
Garou
Jack The Ripper
The Mummies
Gravy
Herman
The Iron Giant
Urinal
Leatherface
Count Dracula
Bird Beard
Sophisticated International Monster's Club
A Bottle of Ketchup
Dharma Initiative Salad Dressing: Ranch Composite
Col. Sanders
Pai Mei
Rabbit with a Pan on it's Head
Ralphie
Kickball
Barry the Alpaca
Frankenstein
Laura Palmer
The Lorax
Brigitte Bardot
Walt Disney's Cryogenically Frozen Head
Sandwich
Hell's Belles Finishing School for Girls
Alfred Hitchcock
Patsy
Hot Llama
Keith Richards
Sloth
See all of my fake friends, fiends, monsters and things here.
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Movies:
Plus-anything that ends with "of the dead" (except land)and various films where "antics ensue ", "virgin's die" , "people get eaten" and "stuff 'splodes".also you may have been curious about what my 4 favorite gay boy porno titles are but just didn't know how to ask- so here they are: 1. tastes like chiken 2. god was I drunk 3. oklahomo 4. dawson's crackand now- an open letter to hollywood...dear hollywood,
please stop remaking the deliciously bad and bloody movies of my youth- yes that includes planet of the apes and willy wonka (SIDEBAR - tim burton, i KNOW you have more stories to tell) and dont even get me started on the poseidon adventure- if you ruined that, i am coming after you hollywood- i know where you live.
if you need a license to drive a car, you should need a license to make a movie- hell you should need one to have a baby as well- but i digress...
love,
jennifer
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Television:
Also-the odd couple, travel sick, mythbusters, what not to wear, unwrapped, the six million dollar man, shark week, dirty jobs and I am not afraid to say that I have been watching as the world turns for 20 years- I gotta see how it ends!
Kitty Porn
Books:
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Heroes:
"Meatboy"
I could do this all day. Everyday.
..vincent price, the loch ness monster, keith richards ( like you could still be standing if you were him! ) the guy who invented pudding, a great old jukebox, handy smurf , most of the mammals that walk the earth and shelly winters, as mrs rosen, in the poseidon adventure
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